Today, I was driving my 9 month pregnant sister around in our golf cart and it died. I had to push it the rest of the way home. She wouldn't stop faking going into labor. FML
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jdime209
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Lol
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sens3sfailing
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Lonely ocelot licker?
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joshiepo0
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Really? This comment screams that you wanted to be first so you put the first thing that popped into your head.
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danielhartlesss
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If you knew she was faking then I would've just left her there until she decided to grow up.
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browneyedgirl52
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Why were you driving a woman that was nine months pregnant around in a golf cart, anyway?
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kchumber
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She wasn't faking it. She's nine months pregnant. You shouldn't put any strain on your body at that stage.
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AssTard
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When you said "It died", I thought you meant the baby for a minute.
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XDsmileyDX_fml
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Me too, I froze for a second, I was like oh my god!
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AllieCat21
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She wasn't putting any strain on her body... The OP, who wasn't pregnant, was pushing the golf cart.
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S182
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Also, obviously she wasn't faking it or OP would've had an FML that mentioned her sister actually going into labor, instead of faking it...
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tygerarmy
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OP should've told her that they'd call 911 for her and she could cover the bill for the ambulance ride.
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teareb
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74- Hey man I get what you were trying to say but you kinda messed it up. :)
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tehaustiebear
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Like in breaking bad, faking going into labor can get you out of any hardship.
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CheeseTron
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Haha just like in The Walking Dead you can end any argument with: "Laurie's pregnant"
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HowieDoIt
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These comments are like in Big Bang Theory, where no one actually laughs except the creators
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Pleonasm
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I like Big Bang theory :O
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ALlamaOnFire
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I like Sheldon's laugh.
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HowieDoIt
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Well paint me blue and call me papa! I do believe I stand corrected
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PenguinBitch
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Howiedolt reminds me of Ted on How I Met Your Mother. No matter how much he tries, he never seems to find the perfect women. In this case, his humor.
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HowieDoIt
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We all have bad posts penguin, so why don't you march back to someone who cares, and take out the Pole you clearly have up your South
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PenguinBitch
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Lol. ^You found your humor. :D
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Pleonasm
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You got an A-hole in one, there, OP, I feel for you, she needs to mature. She's not playing the Fairway by faking it.
At least you're out of the Rough now. I hope you can putt this behind you.
At least you're out of the Rough now. I hope you can putt this behind you.
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meowman13
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I absolutely love reading your comments. I smile every time :D
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Aloyese
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I see what you did there.
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iOceanus
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Give 88 a break. She's new to FML.
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funky2525
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Sorry op, thats happened to me except instead of a pregnant lady i had an annoying sister... Atleast u got a workout.. And in a few weeks u'll look back and laugh :)
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SirEskimo
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Haha this happened to me too! Except with an orange, my dog, and a toothbrush!
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CaptainSaveAHoe
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you guys too? try a sponge, a lifesize portrait of john stamos, and three dead hookers!
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MuseFan1991
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this is getting weird now! except mine was with a rake, a haddock and a slinky!
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gc327072
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With me it was a car wash, $50, and a voodoo woman named Phyllis.
On a side note, this reminds me of... "a boy and a girl and a huh and a GAAME!"
On a side note, this reminds me of... "a boy and a girl and a huh and a GAAME!"
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poccocurantes
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Wow! The coincidence. This happened to me too! Except with a golf cart... just a golf cart.
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carry_on
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Sounds like she was definitely playing the "pregnancy card'', not fair on you really.
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thebeautybleeds
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At least she wasn't actually going into labour.
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Okamigurl
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Did you really expect her to help you push it?
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sens3sfailing
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They never said they expected help, just that the sister was being an ass by trying to make OP worry in a shitty situation.
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mountainmanneil
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Its tough to fault a pregnant lady for not wanting to walk. still a little selfish of her though...
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maddiewoah
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Nah, pregnant ladies don't wanna walk, because sometimes it's really hard on their back.. or in my case, my waist lol. (My daughter was so low at the end that it was hurting my waist to be standing up and walking around haha.) But it's no excuse, unless they're supposed to be on bed rest or something. I walked myself into the hospital and into the delivery room on the day that I gave birth.
Now... OP's sister proooobably shouldn't be pushing a golf cart around at 9 months preggo, but she still could have walked with OP at least... hopefully she wasn't sitting in the cart just being added weight.
Now... OP's sister proooobably shouldn't be pushing a golf cart around at 9 months preggo, but she still could have walked with OP at least... hopefully she wasn't sitting in the cart just being added weight.
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simply_elle13
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fake that you got injured while pushing the cart. see if she keeps up with her act.
At least you're out of the Rough now. I hope you can putt this behind you.