By Lonelyhopeful - 05/12/2016 20:08

Today, I was driving in a busy area looking for a place to park. I happened to lock eyes with a really handsome man who was walking alongside the road. He approached my car with a huge, gorgeous smile, and as I rolled my window down he asked, "Are you my Uber?" FML
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Should have said "No, but I'll take you for a ride anyway ;-)" Sorry. Had to.

Ill give you a ride. Just pay me u phone number.

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Should have said "No, but I'll take you for a ride anyway ;-)" Sorry. Had to.

I liked your comment until you apologized.

I just nodded approvingly IRL after reading this. OP, if that guy didn't end up becoming your ride, you should consider #1 after that.

In my defense I was half a bottle of Whiskey deep when I posted this

Ill give you a ride. Just pay me u phone number.

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Yes, yes..(beaming smile back), Let me take you on a magical ride, To a land of wonder and amazement... . (sees husband in side mirror approaching car), Err never mind.

"No, but I can take you to my place, free of charge." ;)

Should have said yes

Yes, my phone is acting up, where do you want to go?

"No, but I could be. *wink*"

No, but I'm heading your way.

If you were genuinely hoping to meet some random guy on the street, then that may be part of the problem.

"Why yes, yes I am."