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Wow, this FML totally brings back memories. Well okay, it may seem disjointed and unrelated at first, but it clicks together at the end. So there I was, back in 'Nam, on a routine patrol about five kliks out from Hanoi. There's me riding shotgun, looking real constipated, sparkling in the sunlight and staring out across the war-torn fields like a god damn wannabe vampire straight out of a really crappy book saga. Little Jimmy was in the back, having his way with a pre-pubescent gopher. Yeah, Jim

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Wow, this FML totally brings back memories. Well okay, it may seem disjointed and unrelated at first, but it clicks together at the end. So there I was, back in 'Nam, on a routine patrol about five kliks out from Hanoi. There's me riding shotgun, looking real constipated, sparkling in the sunlight and staring out across the war-torn fields like a god damn wannabe vampire straight out of a really crappy book saga. Little Jimmy was in the back, having his way with a pre-pubescent gopher. Yeah, Jim

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This has to be the longest no.1 comment I've seen ever on FML. Props to chazzlerazzle. It's no easy feat to pull this off before some random attention whore comes in to post meaningless one liners just to get no.1

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Yeah, cause #1 wrote that comment himself, right? He posted "Wi", then hacked the site and edited his comment several minutes after the 2-minute editing period. Yep, that's what happened, for sure. But to you, #1, I hear they have support groups for chloroform-panties induced post traumatic stress disorder. Don't be proud, just go look one up and get some psychiatric help. A padded cell wouldn't go amiss either.

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next time eat more grapes it will help to ward off the aids you inevitably got from touching Jimmy after his steamy gopher sex.

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I'm pretty sure #1 made the comment in some notepad first and then copied & pasted here in this discussion..... jerk!

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he probably just had that copied in notepad and pasted it here for whenever he had the chance to get #1 ccuz this has nothing to do with the fml

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My god, you're a fucking idiot, aren't you? As if you couldn't deduce what was up by just reading the post critically, you... nevermind, I'll just say it plainly for you, since you must be new to FML: the guy posted a comment saying "wi", and was summarily punished by a moderator for wasting space and generally being a twat, by having his comment edited into something humiliating. Fucking SAVVY, Luke?

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I havent seen any comments from Sirin in a while, that makes picking up on the situation harder on the newbies. :|

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So all of the newer members should just know that the mods here abuse their power and edit posts like children?

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Maybe not all of us are on the comments 24-7 to witness the "wi" transform into some BS 2-paragraph comment. Still, when mods edit comments, I usually see the "this comment has been moderated" instead of this transformation.

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Don't underestimate the power of the bare-chested shimmering fairies with weird-looking nipples! That attack alone probably gouged the eyes off of the VC.

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I take pride in the all time low IQ. Ruff, I just snort chemicals from random household utilities. I find industrial-grade rust remover works the best.

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Same thing happened to my uncle. Unfortunately their Jimmy didn't make it out with all of his face

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How are big girls disgusting and stink between their rolls? Obviously someone is jealous. I am not a big girl, I'm quite slim(: but I have relatives that are big. And what that bitch up there ^^^ said, got me angry. You won't like it when I'm angry. So, don't say shit about ANYONE no matter how they look! Haterrrss/: If you really think their gross, then your just as bad.

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LOL!!! sure that happens to you all the time, . by the looks of your pic, I think your lying *smirk*

That's the BEST!! Good for you! Did you pick them up then slingshot them!? Congratulations on the weight loss. Woo-hoo!

how is it possible not to notice that you lost weight if you lost so much your panties fall off..? do you ware super loose panties or something?

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Well, because the change was most likely very gradual, it wouldn't be all that noticeable unless you were looking for that specific change.

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