FML : Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when...

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Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mike / Sunday 4 September 2011 17:05 / United States

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By HomeAl0ne | 20

#3235805 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:06

And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?

By perdix | 29

#3235876 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:10

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

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By damnalltheasshol | 0

#3235791 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:05

1st

By HomeAl0ne | 20

#3235805 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:06

And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?

tj4234 | 35

#3235815 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:07

gotta learn somehow.

ripgeorgecarl1n | 7

#3235997 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:21

...or for avoiding going to jail after whacking somebody.

margie2194 | 12

#3236014 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:24

She's preparing you for the future. What an excellent mother.

stewpididiot | 11

#3236254 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:58

Im lovin OPs Moms sense of humor & irony......Not much gets by you, does it, # 3 ?

DJR_fml | 2

#3236325 - Monday 5 September 2011 01:07

#34 You couldn't have picked a better name for yourself.

ObeseKitten | 0

#3237136 - Monday 5 September 2011 03:44

3. Your picture should be the response to this FML.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3237704 - Monday 5 September 2011 05:30

Edit: Nevermind, I didn't read into the FML enough, forget I made a comment

By otb113 | 7

#3235824 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:07

Dont. Drop. Soap.

MrSassypants | 31

#3236065 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:31

I won't but I'll still bend over. ;)

Mysanitywins | 10

#3236513 - Monday 5 September 2011 01:34

That's hot 23.

HomelessMuslim | 0

#3236702 - Monday 5 September 2011 02:06

That's hot 47.

Blazingcrono | 6

#3237050 - Monday 5 September 2011 03:25

Hotness Muslim* Fixed it for you.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3237362 - Monday 5 September 2011 04:29

That's hot 58.

thisbitchdani | 3

#3237385 - Monday 5 September 2011 04:34

That's damn sexy, 87.

irokyoursox | 6

#3237483 - Monday 5 September 2011 04:47

I'm hot.

HomelessMuslim | 0

#3237787 - Monday 5 September 2011 05:44

You turn me on 88.

ItsTheKing | 8

#3238178 - Monday 5 September 2011 07:15

Your exciting me 99.

baconftw | 9

#3238381 - Monday 5 September 2011 08:14

I'm getting off to all of you.

ItsTheKing | 8

#3238432 - Monday 5 September 2011 08:24

How long do you think it will take sirin to find this and smash us to moderated hell?

Insane_Tea | 14

#3238481 - Monday 5 September 2011 08:39

I dunno. But in the meantime. hehe ;)

By pulkit10 | 3

#3235827 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:08

Be happy, she knows you well.

By flapjacklux | 8

#3235829 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:08

I hope you change the way she sees you.

animalover721 | 3

#3237950 - Monday 5 September 2011 06:17

Either ur mom just doesn't believe in u, or you are truly a lawbreaker. Ummm good luck op :P

By melchibr_fml | 0

#3235834 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:08

you might want to practice butt secks as well. I heard prisons are into that kind of stuff.

ergg123 | 3

#3237234 - Monday 5 September 2011 04:04

Work on your spelling champ

LexBvl | 4

#3239647 - Monday 5 September 2011 02:45

I don't understand why people get so anal about things... U see wut u did thur?!

Sgt_Minty | 0

#3242346 - Monday 5 September 2011 10:27

Did someone say...butt secks :)??!!?!!!

brownsugarbear | 1

#3242354 - Monday 5 September 2011 10:30

secks? no dear, sex.

By ThreeSheetsGone | 12

#3235840 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:09

Rules for prison: 1. Don't drop the soap. 2. Don't make eye contact, especially in the shower or mess hall. 3. Don't speak unless spoken to.

MrSassypants | 31

#3236159 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:44

If everyone followed rule #3 it would be pretty quite.

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3236525 - Monday 5 September 2011 01:35

or 2 under certain cercumstances

HomelessMuslim | 0

#3236722 - Monday 5 September 2011 02:13

Tie a string to the soap and you solved problem one. ?

intothecrypt | 3

#3237929 - Monday 5 September 2011 06:11

Go try to try something to a wet bar of soap and if it doesn't work, you know the consequences.

intothecrypt | 3

#3237935 - Monday 5 September 2011 06:13

try to tie*, not try to try. Sorry.

By Medcanyon | 10

#3235875 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:10

She just wants you to practice when u are going to escape

btnhdude | 0

#3236756 - Monday 5 September 2011 02:23

Tech N9ne is the shit.

onelastime | 0

#3237192 - Monday 5 September 2011 03:54

#2 already said that. Plus, their wording is better

TheCylonmaster | 3

#3237452 - Monday 5 September 2011 04:44

No shit Shurelock

By perdix | 29

#3235876 - Monday 5 September 2011 12:10

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

Sweej | 1

#3236405 - Monday 5 September 2011 01:19

That's weird... Just last night your girlfriend asked my to lay down my cock in her hole and see if it fits... It did, and we went all night long. Wrecked.