Work: Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded...

By mike - 04/09/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML

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HomeAl0ne 20

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:06

And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?

perdix 29

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:10

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

damnalltheasshol 0

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:05

1st

HomeAl0ne 20

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:06

And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?

tj4234 35

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:07

gotta learn somehow.

ripgeorgecarl1n 7

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:21

...or for avoiding going to jail after whacking somebody.

margie2194 12

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:24

She's preparing you for the future. What an excellent mother.

stewpididiot 11

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:58

Im lovin OPs Moms sense of humor & irony......Not much gets by you, does it, # 3 ?

DJR_fml 2

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Monday 5 September 2011 1:07

#34 You couldn't have picked a better name for yourself.

ObeseKitten 0

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Monday 5 September 2011 3:44

3. Your picture should be the response to this FML.

StoryOfTheYear 13

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Monday 5 September 2011 5:30

Edit: Nevermind, I didn't read into the FML enough, forget I made a comment

otb113 7

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:07

Dont. Drop. Soap.

MrSassypants 32

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:31

I won't but I'll still bend over. ;)

Mysanitywins 10

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Monday 5 September 2011 1:34

That's hot 23.

HomelessMuslim 0

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Monday 5 September 2011 2:06

That's hot 47.

Blazingcrono 6

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Monday 5 September 2011 3:25

Hotness Muslim* Fixed it for you.

CryMoreFMLs 14

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Monday 5 September 2011 4:29

That's hot 58.

thisbitchdani 3

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Monday 5 September 2011 4:34

That's damn sexy, 87.

irokyoursox 6

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Monday 5 September 2011 4:47

I'm hot.

HomelessMuslim 0

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Monday 5 September 2011 5:44

You turn me on 88.

ItsTheKing 10

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Monday 5 September 2011 7:15

Your exciting me 99.

baconftw 9

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Monday 5 September 2011 8:14

I'm getting off to all of you.

ItsTheKing 10

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Monday 5 September 2011 8:24

How long do you think it will take sirin to find this and smash us to moderated hell?

Insane_Tea 15

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Monday 5 September 2011 8:39

I dunno. But in the meantime. hehe ;)

pulkit10 3

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:08

Be happy, she knows you well.

flapjacklux 8

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:08

I hope you change the way she sees you.

animalover721 3

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Monday 5 September 2011 6:17

Either ur mom just doesn't believe in u, or you are truly a lawbreaker. Ummm good luck op :P

melchibr_fml 0

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:08

you might want to practice butt secks as well. I heard prisons are into that kind of stuff.

ergg123 3

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Monday 5 September 2011 4:04

Work on your spelling champ

LexBvl 4

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Monday 5 September 2011 14:45

I don't understand why people get so anal about things... U see wut u did thur?!

Sgt_Minty 0

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Monday 5 September 2011 22:27

Did someone say...butt secks :)??!!?!!!

brownsugarbear 1

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Monday 5 September 2011 22:30

secks? no dear, sex.

ThreeSheetsGone 12

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:09

Rules for prison: 1. Don't drop the soap. 2. Don't make eye contact, especially in the shower or mess hall. 3. Don't speak unless spoken to.

MrSassypants 32

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:44

If everyone followed rule #3 it would be pretty quite.

_Oblivion_ 12

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Monday 5 September 2011 1:35

or 2 under certain cercumstances

HomelessMuslim 0

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Monday 5 September 2011 2:13

Tie a string to the soap and you solved problem one. ?

intothecrypt 3

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Monday 5 September 2011 6:11

Go try to try something to a wet bar of soap and if it doesn't work, you know the consequences.

intothecrypt 3

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Monday 5 September 2011 6:13

try to tie*, not try to try. Sorry.

Medcanyon 10

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:10

She just wants you to practice when u are going to escape

btnhdude 0

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Monday 5 September 2011 2:23

Tech N9ne is the shit.

onelastime 0

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Monday 5 September 2011 3:54

#2 already said that. Plus, their wording is better

TheCylonmaster 3

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Monday 5 September 2011 4:44

No shit Shurelock

perdix 29

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Monday 5 September 2011 0:10

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

Sweej 1

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Monday 5 September 2011 1:19

That's weird... Just last night your girlfriend asked my to lay down my cock in her hole and see if it fits... It did, and we went all night long. Wrecked.