By mike - 04/09/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 121
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And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?

perdix 29

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

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damnalltheasshol 0

1st

And even better practice for when you try to escape from one?

gotta learn somehow.

...or for avoiding going to jail after whacking somebody.

She's preparing you for the future. What an excellent mother.

stewpididiot 11

Im lovin OPs Moms sense of humor & irony......Not much gets by you, does it, # 3 ?

#34 You couldn't have picked a better name for yourself.

3. Your picture should be the response to this FML.

Edit: Nevermind, I didn't read into the FML enough, forget I made a comment

otb113 7

Dont. Drop. Soap.

I won't but I'll still bend over. ;)

That's hot 23.

HomelessMuslim 0

That's hot 47.

Hotness Muslim* Fixed it for you.

That's hot 58.

That's damn sexy, 87.

HomelessMuslim 0

You turn me on 88.

Your exciting me 99.

I'm getting off to all of you.

How long do you think it will take sirin to find this and smash us to moderated hell?

I dunno. But in the meantime. hehe ;)

Be happy, she knows you well.

flapjacklux 8

I hope you change the way she sees you.

Either ur mom just doesn't believe in u, or you are truly a lawbreaker. Ummm good luck op :P

you might want to practice butt secks as well. I heard prisons are into that kind of stuff.

Work on your spelling champ

I don't understand why people get so anal about things... U see wut u did thur?!

Did someone say...butt secks :)??!!?!!!

brownsugarbear 1

secks? no dear, sex.

Rules for prison: 1. Don't drop the soap. 2. Don't make eye contact, especially in the shower or mess hall. 3. Don't speak unless spoken to.

If everyone followed rule #3 it would be pretty quite.

or 2 under certain cercumstances

HomelessMuslim 0

Tie a string to the soap and you solved problem one. ?

Go try to try something to a wet bar of soap and if it doesn't work, you know the consequences.

try to tie*, not try to try. Sorry.

She just wants you to practice when u are going to escape

btnhdude 0

Tech N9ne is the shit.

#2 already said that. Plus, their wording is better

No shit Shurelock

perdix 29

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

Sweej 1

That's weird... Just last night your girlfriend asked my to lay down my cock in her hole and see if it fits... It did, and we went all night long. Wrecked.

HomelessMuslim 0

And than have butt secks. :)

HomelessMuslim 0

And than have butt secks. :)

hamncheeseinit 6

LMFAO!!!

Ask about her days spent there. She can probably give you some good digging advice.