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By mike / Sunday 4 September 2011 17:05 / United States
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By  perdix  |  29

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

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By  melchibr_fml  |  0

you might want to practice butt secks as well. I heard prisons are into that kind of stuff.

By  perdix  |  29

Tell her you plan to bury your victims well enough that they'll never be found, and you won't go to prison. Ask her to lay down in your hole to see if she fits.

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  Sweej  |  1

That's weird... Just last night your girlfriend asked my to lay down my cock in her hole and see if it fits... It did, and we went all night long. Wrecked.

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