Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed: standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my brand new car. FML
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fyl1009
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ydi for using your new car as the ride. You should have used one of their cars
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FallonsRocket
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Next time, if youre the DD, take one of the other people's cars..they'll either be more respectful, or it wont matter if they are because you dont have to clean it.
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narcoticjunkie
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awww sounds like fun
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mfmylifesrsly
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Dammit I was almost first by like 2 seconds haha..
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jayjaysmokerson
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man I love being that person! not when they vomit of course... but yeah it's so much easier to fuck with your friends when they are drunk. next time steel their phones or wallets when they aren't paying atention.
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Prototype12
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standing in the cold? you weren't allowed inside also? fake...
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Flounder
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This is probably the stupidest defense mechanism. "Go on, call me ugly, I LOVE it, it makes me laugh!" Pretending a negative reaction to you pleases you in any way is absolutely retarded because it's incredibly obvious to everyone you're just saying that to shield yourself from embarrassment and the sting of rejection. I don't know why people think this is ever believable but I see in in online arguments all the time.
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jayjaysmokerson
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@22 what the hell are you talking about? where is this fictional argument happening?
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mfmylifesrsly
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@22 wtf are you talking about?
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ImaginaryFoe
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LMAO @ #23! I was thinking the same thing!
Anyway, I don't mind being DD because I trust me with the job. Have your friends help you clean, rotate the job, and use one if their cars next time. Why were you out in the cold? You can still have fun without drinking.
Anyway, I don't mind being DD because I trust me with the job. Have your friends help you clean, rotate the job, and use one if their cars next time. Why were you out in the cold? You can still have fun without drinking.
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Flounder
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#8 "yay I'm near the top!! haha I just did this to get yelled at"
How about you scroll up an inch or two before you make yourself look like an ass.
How about you scroll up an inch or two before you make yourself look like an ass.
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coldblood
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prototype12, maybe that ment they were driving to a party that tthe op wasnt invited to and they had to wait
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saviisneat
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who doesn't expect drunk people and vomit when being the designated driver. if you agree to do it, you are agreeing to handle drunk people who puke. I don't see how you can be upset when it's a given...?
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Prototype12
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why would he go then and wait for 3 hours and get vomited on
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jellybean120
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well, at least you and your friends got home safe! :D
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pwincessa23
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Ydi for accepting to do it. I'm sure no one MADE u do it...
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ImaginaryFoe
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Flounder, "Relax, dude." There wasn't really anything in your rant to indicate it was directed at #8.
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jayjaysmokerson
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@46 if you throw up every time you get drunk I think your doing something wrong. it's not a given that your drunk friends will puke in your car when you are the dd.
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JackRocksSoSuckI
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#22 what are you fucking talking about
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MrMaD_fml
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Next time you get to be a designated driver, you should secretly get really shit-faced before you gotta drive 'em home.
That'll teach everyone.
That'll teach everyone.
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reyemrein
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It's really ironic that 22 is drunk when commenting on an FML about getting drunk.....
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deathcab7
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well at least your a good friend op!!
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GeoThermalSleuth
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First?
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ImaginaryFoe
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You seem generally angry. I read jayjay's and mfml's comments as humourous. It's pretty tough to figure out tone from reading so I guess I tend to give the benefit of the doubt. Whatever. Now that #8 is gone, your original comment is even crazier looking! LOL
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Yee12
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No fat chicks
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humorizer
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In all seriousness, you deserve it. Why? Because you hang out with unsavory folks like them. You hang out with drunkards, chances are you approve of their life style, and probably engage in it too at times.
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beachballa93
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your an idiot for not expecting that
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rohosoccer08
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there's nothing wrong with having a few drinks with friends and at least they are smart enough to have a DD so they don't drive drunk.
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mfmylifesrsly
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That sucks!
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DamnedSeraph
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haha! close. Being second rules!
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kaynorr
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damn number 12 ur fine
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subMortal7331
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Start plotting revenge on those douches!
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DGross
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2nd is second best in my book :-)
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Prototype12
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2nd means that your the #1 loser in my book
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allisonchumbley
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sucks to be you
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009yp
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ooofda
that sucks
that sucks
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fyl1009
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ydi for using your new car as the ride. You should have used one of their cars
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eat_this_buddie
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agreed. if you knew you where going to handle your drunk friends, shoulda used their car.
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raufintoff
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Never use your own car
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FallonsRocket
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Next time, if youre the DD, take one of the other people's cars..they'll either be more respectful, or it wont matter if they are because you dont have to clean it.
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smashleighfig
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agreed.
FYL
FYL
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STEREOSCOPIC
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those aren't friends
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Craw25
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Agree with #7. Ydi
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jack8765
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lol we need more people like you AKA the people who don't mind sitting back and watching other people have fun
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tifftaff14
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sounds funnn
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Horsempeg
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10, I agree. Not many people would give up a night for their friends. OP make your friends clean your car for you. That's what I do.
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vansbabe66
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hey but at least u got to see how stupid people act when they're drunk lol
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PsychoMerk
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Agreed^^
I'm pretty sure you just got some "dirt" on your friends to force some favors upon them >:)
I'm pretty sure you just got some "dirt" on your friends to force some favors upon them >:)