By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
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  primadonna9396  |  16

Really? OP sounds more like a whiny suburban pussy who thinks he's "hardcore" for walking through a neighborhood full of dem coloreds. Hopefully he got a well-deserved beating.

  bootz412  |  0

What does them being black have to do with anything? I got two black brothers does that mean their gonna rob some body? No they r actully nicer then most white ppl and we live in the ghetto

  bamagrl410  |  31

I didn't even notice until I read your comment after it hahaha

  drawmesunshine  |  17

Again, that's not quite right. If you hadn't used "if" and just said "you are dared to do something as stupid as that," it would have been a complete sentence; however, your use of "if" makes it a dependent clause and NOT a complete sentence. IF you're going to correct people's grammar, I would suggest having an basic understanding of the CORRECT usage of semicolons, and independent and dependent clauses. It might help you to look like less of a tool.

  EmreArslan  |  11

Errr 1st you dont give a fuck if the person is sexy when theyre trying to catch up to u and fuck u up, you would run without looking behind u :p. And 2nd he is male and prolly
Not gay so he didnt give a fk