FML : Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There...

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Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cachow - / Sunday 6 September 2009 04:35 / United States

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#543227 - Sunday 6 September 2009 12:03

Where can I get one of these?

By imajinethat | 0

#543358 - Sunday 6 September 2009 02:02

YDI for not recognizing a Legend when you saw him.

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#543227 - Sunday 6 September 2009 12:03

Where can I get one of these?

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redbluegreen | 40

#543241 - Sunday 6 September 2009 12:08

Why do you NEED one of these, Alan?

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allmidnighteyes | 10

#543243 - Sunday 6 September 2009 12:09

No comment.

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freddyyy | 0

#543470 - Sunday 6 September 2009 03:56

Why WOULDN'T you need one?

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dimkims | 0

#543839 - Sunday 6 September 2009 07:03

Why wouldn't you want one!

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ark864 | 0

#718170 - Sunday 13 December 2009 03:42

lol i would steal it =]

By amy397123 | 0

#543248 - Sunday 6 September 2009 12:12

I lol'd.

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hairt | 4

#1404579 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 05:15

me too hahahah it's like op stupidly yelled hello at no one lolololololololol

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breenarae25 | 0

#1608025 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 02:34

creepy but lol

By blameyourself | 0

#543249 - Sunday 6 September 2009 12:12

you say goodbye...

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mwz777 | 0

#970611 - Monday 29 March 2010 04:45

and I say hello

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pu13 | 5

#1002966 - Sunday 23 May 2010 04:49

hello goodbye

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V4ZQU3Z | 0

#1121021 - Thursday 22 July 2010 01:38

hola adios

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chunkymunky666 | 0

#1796425 - Sunday 5 December 2010 09:49

I don't know y u say goodbye I say hello :D

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MichelleMaBelle_fml | 16

#6368398 - Saturday 1 August 2015 08:23

I sang that once

By fungigiby7 | 0

#543253 - Sunday 6 September 2009 12:13

Haha "get your very own cardboard stalker now" Only 9.99$

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quontag | 15

#4581157 - Monday 18 June 2012 06:20

$9.99*

By Lawrence_Tam | 0

#543256 - Sunday 6 September 2009 12:15

lol wow :) nice one, not entirely your fault tho i guess

By Emico_fml | 0

#543272 - Sunday 6 September 2009 12:24

Fucking hell where can I buy me a life sized cardboard Paul?!

By BurpusMe | 0

#543284 - Sunday 6 September 2009 12:29

#10 FTW!!!

By slipkid | 0

#543295 - Sunday 6 September 2009 12:38

damn I want one!

By Magic_Stars | 0

#543309 - Sunday 6 September 2009 12:58

it isnt really that bad :P

By sublime93 | 0

#543318 - Sunday 6 September 2009 01:14

...So? Is there a part 2 to the story?

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