By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

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Today, I was cleaning my older brothers room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand, FML
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Tripartita 44
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You were probably so distracted from furling his whip and alphabetizing his collection of furry porn that the condom when nearly unnoticed.

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dextroz 8
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Because both control != STD safety of you're not in a steady relationship.

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Tripartita 44
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You were probably so distracted from furling his whip and alphabetizing his collection of furry porn that the condom when nearly unnoticed.

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watermelon15 35
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This a classic after a sibling moves out. Happened to me op

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Donnasbroeikas 11
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Seriously, are birth control pills so expensive in America or something? Why are there so many stories about girl/boyfriends and condemns?

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OrchidKitten 21
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Yes, actually. All forms of birth control, other than condoms, are expensive. The bar, which lasts 3 years, costs thousands alone.

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dextroz 8
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Because both control != STD safety of you're not in a steady relationship.

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zainman13 26
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I see a programmer when I see a !=

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kenken5 16
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It's good practice to use more than one method of protection during sex. My boyfriend and I use 2 or 3 contraceptive methods every time.

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Donnasbroeikas 11
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Yeah of course, when you're not in a stable relationship you have tot use condomns! But in my country pills are way cheaper (20 euro per year to be exactly), so that's why I was wondering how much it costs in America.

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kelliecraine 2
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The basic pill costs about $10-20 a month

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trucker2 33
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Mail it to your brother, return address is from: XOXO, Love Monica

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Soulless_95 20
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I bet you called him to cumplain afterwards.

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