FML : Today, I was cleaning my older brothers room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too...

Today, I was cleaning my older brothers room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand, FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 March 2017 17:00 / Canada - Elora

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By Tripartita | 44

#7419226 - Friday 3 March 2017 0:07

You were probably so distracted from furling his whip and alphabetizing his collection of furry porn that the condom when nearly unnoticed.

By dextroz | 8

#7419241 - Friday 3 March 2017 1:04

Because both control != STD safety of you're not in a steady relationship.

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By Tripartita | 44

#7419226 - Friday 3 March 2017 0:07

You were probably so distracted from furling his whip and alphabetizing his collection of furry porn that the condom when nearly unnoticed.

By watermelon15 | 35

#7419235 - Friday 3 March 2017 0:39

This a classic after a sibling moves out. Happened to me op

By Donnasbroeikas | 11

#7419237 - Friday 3 March 2017 0:49

Seriously, are birth control pills so expensive in America or something? Why are there so many stories about girl/boyfriends and condemns?

OrchidKitten | 21

#7419239 - Friday 3 March 2017 1:02

Yes, actually. All forms of birth control, other than condoms, are expensive. The bar, which lasts 3 years, costs thousands alone.

dextroz | 8

#7419241 - Friday 3 March 2017 1:04

Because both control != STD safety of you're not in a steady relationship.

kenken5 | 12

#7419253 - Friday 3 March 2017 1:47

It's good practice to use more than one method of protection during sex. My boyfriend and I use 2 or 3 contraceptive methods every time.

Donnasbroeikas | 11

#7419337 - Friday 3 March 2017 6:50

Yeah of course, when you're not in a stable relationship you have tot use condomns! But in my country pills are way cheaper (20 euro per year to be exactly), so that's why I was wondering how much it costs in America.