By mszoe - 01/03/2015 06:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 103
You deserved it 3 578

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iTzSelverZz 14

Shrek is love ... Shrek is life

Best kind of porn out there... Jk

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Best kind of porn out there... Jk

Two ogres, a donkey, and a dragon. Sounds awesome to me.

Well I mean somehow dragons and donkeys are able to have babies together so.. Some science behind it?

"JK" ...but seriously...

How you doin? Lol jk

Interspecies Erotica at its finest...

iTzSelverZz 14

Shrek is love ... Shrek is life

shrek is porn too... apparently.

It's not ogre, it's never ogre

Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself.

Honestly.... I was just about to post that but saw most people were! great minds think alike.

It's all ogre now laddeh

They were probably looking for that video and couldn't remember the name.

Shrek is dreck! Come get rekt, ya big, dumb, green blob!

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

I just saw that someone else has already said this. My bad.

No biggie, you guys posted it within the same minute.

Shrek and donkey live an interesting life.

I once came across Shrek and Donkey sexual fanfiction... But I got over it once I read the ones about Jesus and Hitler. That was enough internet for quite a while for me.

Sure OP. Blame it on a family member. :)

I bet a lot of family members are going to find this on their browser history from the people that are looking this up going "no way that's a real thing."

If it exists, there's porn of it.

Ah, the one rule that I actually pay attention to

So, #53 there is scissor porn or hydrofluoric acid porn?

#34 For some reason your comment made me take it upon myself to Google it... I wasn't expecting it to come up with anything, but yeah. It did. I won't go into too much detail but let's just say Pinocchio's nose was someplace I never expected to see it o_O

70 Don't give people ideas.

Well #70, if you doubt that there is "scissor porn"... I wouldn't suggest you Googling it.

#53 Rule 34 of the internet

Dont try and shift the blame, we all know it was you who looked up that stuff :P

WUT ARE YOU DOIN IN MAH SWAAAAAMP?!?!

Disliked because of the black man in your profile photo. Biracial relationships are disgusting.

Ooh so that's what Donkey meant when he said he was making waffles.

OMFG I AM DEAD

It's all ogre now