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By ugh - / Monday 11 March 2013 11:33 / United States - Easthampton
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Sorry, but wouldn't OP still be able to imagine those "situations" if their eye and ears were cut off? It's not like they were born deaf and blind, and don't know what anything looks or sounds like. So they can still imagine it

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Yeah, so much this. I turned out bisexual. I'm glad I waited until later in life to discover this, because if my dad had found out, he would have beaten the shit out of me, disowned me, and kicked me out of the house.

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Much worse than 145's punishment? I don't think so...I feel bad for even calling it a punishment. You shouldn't be punished for your sexual orientation. Unless you're being sarcastic of course...

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Thank you, 2, for pointing that out. Most parents get irrational and say/do things that can make the curious person feel awful. OP's dad is incredibly supportive. He probably told his stories to OP so OP wouldn't feel alone or misunderstood.

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No one knows the reference apparently. It's from a Kevin Hart stand up. When did FML become so damn serious? If any one tries to make a joke anymore they get thumbed down or called insensitive. People come here to laugh, this isn't a therapy forum.

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It wasn't meant as harmful or helpful. I wasn't insinuating he needs to "learn" (gay isn't something you learn). If you knew the reference then you wouldn't say it has nothing to do with the comment. It's the exact same situation, he found out his dad oral pleasured another man. The "original" comments have become nothing more than bad puns. I wasn't trying to be original, if I could then I would be a writer and not posting on FML. I apologize for the comment coming off wrong, don't want this becoming a discussion.

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I thought the comment was original as not many people quote comedians. Also, it pertained to the FML so it wasn't random or "a wasted comment". And it made me laugh which is why I come to this site, not to read about commenters trying to play therapist with random people's problems. So even as a small part of the FML community, don't speak for me cause I like the comment.

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I thought it was funny, I got the reference and I believe it was appropriate. OP was trying to learn, got caught and then unfortunately learned about some information he didn't want to know. alright alright alright!

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Fishinaddict, I want you to know that I legit created an acct just to be able to say that I thiught it was funny as heck to use the Kevin hart reference. It has everything to do with the fml because Kevin jokes about his uncle sucking dick for money and then his dad comes in sayin alright alight alrightttt. Don't listen to these haters, your joke was accurate and funny

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K's Uncle: "Oh lord it shoulda been me! I was the one sucking dick for money!" K's Grandma: "Suckin dick?! Oh!" *grandma fake faints* Kevin: "Somebody get grandma's lyin ass up out the church!"

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Oh look, 7 edited his comment. Ignorant idiots or ignorant idiots who don't even have the balls to stand by their beliefs... I'm not sure which is worse.

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51 - Well, that cleares that up. I was wondering why the replies don't match up with the post. Besides finding out your sexual orientation, there are also possibilities of change in sexual orientation.

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65: Fun fact: Sexual orientations are made up* (*socially constructed). People aren't really "straight" or "gay" or "bi", we just categorize them that way based on what they seem to like to do. This is the reason why some people seem so hard to categorize--the categories are actually bullshit.

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categories/ labels aren't complete bullshit. they're only really bullshit when they're 1. misused 2. given to a person by a different person 3. used as an insult, or 4. used to section off certain groups for discrimination. But they can help people find groups of other people with common thoughts, interest, problems and concerns, to help deal with together and let people know they're not alone.

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This is how I see it -Dad receiving call: alright I'm cumming Thinking to himself- ok how do I say this without being a dick about it it would really suck if he started growing away from me, maybe ill sympathize say I've done the same

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