FML : Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my 3rd story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed...

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Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my 3rd story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By n_london - / Monday 12 October 2009 20:19 / United States

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By noshitsherlock | 0

#618301 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 02:14

I love how many freakin IDIOTS on here flip out over shit before they know what it even is (like people swerving and crashing because of plastic bags in the road). GET YOUR EYES CHECKED or don't act like such a spineless WIMP. Geez

By YmostlikelyDI | 0

#618296 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 02:12

Why are people such pussies about rats and mice?! Grow a pair, it's a furry mammal.

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By da_funk_masta | 0

#618263 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 02:04

second

By wutupbruh | 0

#618274 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 02:07

Predictable. Lets get some originiality up in here fmylife!

By kalen_fml | 0

#618277 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 02:08

haha, that sucks, i agree with number 1

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stereopump | 0

#618419 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 03:14

Please. She deserved it for asking for paper! If it were plastic would this have happened?

By brendalovee_ | 0

#618279 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 02:08

did you step on the "rat"? lol

By trapiadora | 0

#618281 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 02:08

That was not smart at all

By laughing_zebra | 0

#618291 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 02:11

Overreact did we?

By Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#618295 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 02:12

Aw rats are cute! No need to be afraid! I had a pet rat :) Yeah yeah I know pet rats aren't the same but its not going to eat her or anything....

By YmostlikelyDI | 0

#618296 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 02:12

Why are people such pussies about rats and mice?! Grow a pair, it's a furry mammal.

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GoldFishPony | 21

#6084877 - Thursday 9 October 2014 12:46

Spiders though

By noshitsherlock | 0

#618301 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 02:14

I love how many freakin IDIOTS on here flip out over shit before they know what it even is (like people swerving and crashing because of plastic bags in the road). GET YOUR EYES CHECKED or don't act like such a spineless WIMP. Geez

By besad_fml | 0

#618320 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 02:22

tell people it was a rat that magically turned into a leaf.

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