FML : Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my 3rd story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed...

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Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my 3rd story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML

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By n_london - / Monday 12 October 2009 20:19 / United States

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By noshitsherlock | 0

#618301 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:14

I love how many freakin IDIOTS on here flip out over shit before they know what it even is (like people swerving and crashing because of plastic bags in the road). GET YOUR EYES CHECKED or don't act like such a spineless WIMP. Geez

By YmostlikelyDI | 0

#618296 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:12

Why are people such pussies about rats and mice?! Grow a pair, it's a furry mammal.

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By da_funk_masta | 0

#618263 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:04

second

By wutupbruh | 0

#618274 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:07

Predictable. Lets get some originiality up in here fmylife!

By kalen_fml | 0

#618277 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:08

haha, that sucks, i agree with number 1

stereopump | 0

#618419 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 3:14

Please. She deserved it for asking for paper!
If it were plastic would this have happened?

By brendalovee_ | 0

#618279 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:08

did you step on the "rat"? lol

By trapiadora | 0

#618281 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:08

That was not smart at all

By laughing_zebra | 0

#618291 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:11

Overreact did we?

By Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#618295 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:12

Aw rats are cute! No need to be afraid! I had a pet rat :)
Yeah yeah I know pet rats aren't the same but its not going to eat her or anything....

By YmostlikelyDI | 0

#618296 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:12

Why are people such pussies about rats and mice?! Grow a pair, it's a furry mammal.

GoldFishPony | 21

#6084877 - Thursday 9 October 2014 0:46

Spiders though

wolf_wizard1134 | 9

#7590008 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 22:00

yeah YmostlikelyDI, it's not like history has any occurance of rats carrying contagious, lethal diseases which could be transferred through a bite. the Bubonic plague was transferred through fleas on rats, or the virus for Lymphocytic choriomeningitis could be hidden in a rats saliva or urine, and having rabies isn't that bad get a few shots or be come violent, attack anything that moves and die from dehydration.
don't worry it was just a furry mammal

By noshitsherlock | 0

#618301 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:14

By besad_fml | 0

#618320 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:22

tell people it was a rat that magically turned into a leaf.

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