By Baggabbles123 - 08/06/2009 23:24 - Canada

Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 197
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A raccoon interrupted you getting beaver, eh?

CryingHowls 0



Nissi 17

Hahah! Maybe it just wasn't meant to be.

ryguy997 0

Did the racoon turn into a beaver and bite down your wood?

LOL nice one 133.

Mental1942 6

Maybe the raccoon wasn't getting any and was jealous

CryingHowls 0


Lol! I'm sorry, that really does suck. Thats why you shouldn't have sex in the woods, I suppose.

A raccoon interrupted you getting beaver, eh?

anon2468 0


llSgtScopell 0

Ouch! Something similar happened to me, but with a damn dog running inside. Didnt give him his favorite chew toy for 2 weeks. Get her number though, sounds like a keeper

Sounds like a keeper?... How, Because she's cute, and puts out on the first night she's obviously a good catch? Might need to rearrange some of your priorities in the future.

I died at #4. I can't top that. At least it was a raccoon though and not a bear. Or her dad.

Huh. Maybe the racoon sensed the immorality of the situation and decided to intervene.

I was more thinking that the girl had some horrible STD and had his sexual life saved by the racoon, thank your lucky stars OP.

bored719 0

If you didn't have a condom on...that raccoon could have very well saved your life! You should be thankful

#8 pull the bible out of your ass This is the funniest FML I've read all day