Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
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13BlackCat
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why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter
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shorgenfunkel
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Go to the school in uniform.
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13BlackCat
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why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter
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b182link
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go up there in uniform, then when you take them off, put them in the holster. then start talking to your son about mommy in heaven. he'll feel bad
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ahti546
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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hobbsicle805
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Not all cops dumbass
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Palirose
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Apparently my mind was in the gutter as well. Cuz hot sex came to my mind before "cop" lol
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kittykat1501
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223 how do you know of is a boy? Not rhetorical, I really wanna know, unless you assumed.
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CaptainPat
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a stripper cop?
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Rawr100
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lol totally
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meddude
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haha that's hilarious. the question remains: why did he handcuff himself to the desk?
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CitizenSnipz
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Because he's 9.
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Frlf
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You should've locked her up for being insolent to the USA authority XD.
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pinkalicious224
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Lol that's what I said. Arrest the teacher.
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mgodson07
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i thought sex toy at first too lol
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adorapine
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yea? well your also a nigger
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shezzamezza
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seriously man, no need to be racist :P
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Silenthunter
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I laughed
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chuksnwali
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me too
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Amkii
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Hahaha nice. Bet the teacher will be pretty embarrassed when you tell her you're a police officer.
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PureGold
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hahaha, couldn't she tell they were real cuffs? That's hilarious though xD
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5ive
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So was it a sex toy or were they real handcuffs?
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SonOfAMitch
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It was a unicorn-shaped burrito.
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shorgenfunkel
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Go to the school in uniform.
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VampireKiller59
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agreed
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jonan1212
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thats exactly what i was thinking
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neonoodle
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if you're a cop, then why do those handcuffs have a fur coating?
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m311
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lol
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warsun
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Well because they need to be comfy to