FML : Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring...

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Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

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You deserved it

By poo_shoe123 - / Tuesday 31 March 2009 20:47 / United States

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By 13BlackCat | 2

#73837 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:44

why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter

By shorgenfunkel | 0

#73851 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:49

Go to the school in uniform.

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By 13BlackCat | 2

#73837 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:44

why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter

b182link | 0

#2550933 - Monday 23 May 2011 4:23

go up there in uniform, then when you take them off, put them in the holster. then start talking to your son about mommy in heaven. he'll feel bad

ahti546 | 11

#2943184 - Thursday 21 July 2011 6:11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

hobbsicle805 | 0

#3052374 - Saturday 6 August 2011 19:09

Not all cops dumbass

Palirose | 22

#3301519 - Saturday 17 September 2011 2:19

Apparently my mind was in the gutter as well. Cuz hot sex came to my mind before "cop" lol

kittykat1501 | 31

#6571459 - Thursday 31 March 2016 17:57

223 how do you know of is a boy? Not rhetorical, I really wanna know, unless you assumed.

By CaptainPat | 0

#73838 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:44

a stripper cop?

Rawr100 | 0

#2691529 - Thursday 16 June 2011 3:21

lol totally

By meddude | 0

#73840 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:45

haha that's hilarious. the question remains: why did he handcuff himself to the desk?

CitizenSnipz | 0

#1391493 - Sunday 12 September 2010 7:05

Because he's 9.

By Frlf | 0

#73842 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:45

You should've locked her up for being insolent to the USA authority XD.

pinkalicious224 | 7

#4505211 - Thursday 31 May 2012 22:22

Lol that's what I said. Arrest the teacher.

By mgodson07 | 0

#73843 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:46

i thought sex toy at first too lol

adorapine | 0

#978381 - Monday 12 April 2010 3:22

yea? well your also a nigger

shezzamezza | 0

#1038057 - Monday 21 June 2010 12:39

seriously man, no need to be racist :P

Silenthunter | 0

#2331902 - Monday 11 April 2011 22:07

I laughed

chuksnwali | 34

#5975278 - Saturday 14 June 2014 15:16

me too

By Amkii | 0

#73844 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:46

Hahaha nice. Bet the teacher will be pretty embarrassed when you tell her you're a police officer.

By PureGold | 0

#73845 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:47

hahaha, couldn't she tell they were real cuffs? That's hilarious though xD

By 5ive | 0

#73849 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:47

So was it a sex toy or were they real handcuffs?

SonOfAMitch | 14

#4711454 - Friday 20 July 2012 7:13

It was a unicorn-shaped burrito.

By shorgenfunkel | 0

#73851 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:49

Go to the school in uniform.

VampireKiller59 | 0

#990867 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 16:43

agreed

jonan1212 | 5

#1442835 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 22:24

thats exactly what i was thinking

By neonoodle | 0

#73852 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:49

if you're a cop, then why do those handcuffs have a fur coating?

m311 | 6

#1640470 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 17:32

lol

warsun | 27

#5874025 - Monday 3 March 2014 8:14

Well because they need to be comfy to

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