By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 107 062
You deserved it 10 124
Kids
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

13BlackCat 2
Send a private message

why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter

256 2
Reply Report
shorgenfunkel 0
Send a private message

Go to the school in uniform.

203 1
Reply Report
Next

Comments

13BlackCat 2
Send a private message

why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter

256 2
Reply Report
b182link 0
Send a private message

go up there in uniform, then when you take them off, put them in the holster. then start talking to your son about mommy in heaven. he'll feel bad

53 7
Reply Report
ahti546 11
Send a private message

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
1 24
Reply Report
hobbsicle805 0
Send a private message

Not all cops dumbass

10 5
Reply Report
Palirose 22
Send a private message

Apparently my mind was in the gutter as well. Cuz hot sex came to my mind before "cop" lol

40 6
Reply Report
kittykat1501 31
Send a private message

223 how do you know of is a boy? Not rhetorical, I really wanna know, unless you assumed.

1 1
Reply Report
meddude 0
Send a private message

haha that's hilarious. the question remains: why did he handcuff himself to the desk?

59 5
Reply Report
CitizenSnipz 0
Send a private message

Because he's 9.

69 0
Reply Report
Frlf 0
Send a private message

You should've locked her up for being insolent to the USA authority XD.

47 7
Reply Report
pinkalicious224 7
Send a private message

Lol that's what I said. Arrest the teacher.

3 3
Reply Report
mgodson07 0
Send a private message

i thought sex toy at first too lol

13 16
Reply Report
shezzamezza 0
Send a private message

seriously man, no need to be racist :P

3 1
Reply Report
Amkii 0
Send a private message

Hahaha nice. Bet the teacher will be pretty embarrassed when you tell her you're a police officer.

55 1
Reply Report
PureGold 0
Send a private message

hahaha, couldn't she tell they were real cuffs? That's hilarious though xD

29 2
Reply Report
5ive 0
Send a private message

So was it a sex toy or were they real handcuffs?

2 48
Reply Report
SonOfAMitch 14
Send a private message

It was a unicorn-shaped burrito.

50 2
Reply Report
shorgenfunkel 0
Send a private message

Go to the school in uniform.

203 1
Reply Report
jonan1212 5
Send a private message

thats exactly what i was thinking

0 0
Reply Report
neonoodle 0
Send a private message

if you're a cop, then why do those handcuffs have a fur coating?

42 6
Reply Report
warsun 27
Send a private message

Well because they need to be comfy to

1 4
Reply Report
Next