By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

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Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
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L_Lovegood 19
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This is more of a "WTF" than an "FML", I think ^^

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KiKiomggg 1

Pervert

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miserypoison 13
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OP:.. Don't be sexually unacceptable it is so impotent. It must suck but at least they don't know who you are.

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enonymous 8
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You shove one gerbil up your urethra while on the phone and you're labelled for life ... Story of my life

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SilentTreatment 7
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Your new name is Herbert the Pervert.

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Enslaved 36
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The pervert in me, makes 11's pic look like sperm at first glance. :P

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gojira666 7
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Who wants a mustache ride?

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Palirose 22
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Hey hey hey phone sex is fun! >_> I actually enjoy it. xD Yes this signifies that I have no love life. :( Lol oh well.

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KennKenn 0
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Keep this up OP and you're gonna get hearing AIDS.

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fthislyfe 22
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I wonder what you've been saying....

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ThreeSheetsGone 12
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What's the difference between kinky and perverted? If you're kinky, you use a feather. If you're perverted, you use the whole damn chicken. You've really got some fucked up fantasies if someone on a phone sex line is calling you a pervert.

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eurostar710 11
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42: your comment made my life worth living! Hahaha

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uncleyuggles 0
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It's a sex line not phone sex. Read more carefully next time

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orgasm_blush 4
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It clearly says "on a phone sex line."

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orgasm_blush 4
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Fuck! Wrong spot. Fuck! Wrong spot.

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RedPillSucks 31
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??? Is that like "Wrong hole" ??

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Keyman1212 14
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68- I feel really sorry for you then...

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phatdaddy62 23
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Hey Redpill! There's a wrong hole?

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DoubleDose 0
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jeeze you let it slip once that her moans sounds like your grandma's and your called a pervert. what has this world come too.

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tjv3 10
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wow you must be one screwed up person

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kenziem18 0
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Or maybe chester the malester (I can't figure out how to spell that ha)

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jaint 0
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Omg 42 thats gotta be the best comment on here xD

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allenye818 2
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Don't you feel like you deserved it at least a little bit?

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BrokenDreamer24 15
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55- That made me laugh.

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badgirl90987 9
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Merv the perv

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luvtheknot 6

Like a Boss??

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boofgall 16
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It's not like a boss because it's a fail, duh.

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RacerX1695 1
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No, it's call a sex line, then cry deeply. Demand a refund, eat a bagel. Nowhere does it say get called a pervert. Jeez…

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WeAreAHurricane 14
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Like a pervert....

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No_LoveMM 3
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Meet a giant fish; Fuck his brains out

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REX50ROC 0
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turn into a jet, bomb the russians. fly into the sun, now im dead like a boss.

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unicornunit 0
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stop with the rape dirty talk

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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But... I can still threaten to cut off their boobs and superglue their eyes... Right?

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Googoo27 12
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52-win XD

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13FTW 9
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"Woah, watch it pervert!!"

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Delannnnnnnnnie 0
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Umm...How is that a rape?

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grmnxsensati0n 4
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what the hell were u doin on a fone sex line go out an get some real sex dumbiee

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boydeee01 7
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What the hell are you doing on this website?

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
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How is that possible? Don't they get paid to talk to perverts?

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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That's the FML, sir.

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Ray_of_midnight 22
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Maybe the operator you were talking to meant it as a compliment. Or thought you were into being humiliated and called nasty names.

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_streets_ 19
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Whoa, you must be really fucked up then.

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L_Lovegood 19
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This is more of a "WTF" than an "FML", I think ^^

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harleyq132 2
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pedophiles dont count dude...

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iPunchedBigFoot 5
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Cry deeply; demand a refund

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Scarlettkiss 8
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Eat a bagel:D

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deathbreadstick 10
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Hmm, you must've said some pretty weird and sick shit then.

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thepatty8474 10
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^^ agreed :P

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Lily_lops95 0
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Obviously....

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