Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML
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RavensRule97
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you shoulda told him to look at your boobs and see if he remembers them
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palmtrees
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... presumably you had a receipt?
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RavensRule97
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you shoulda told him to look at your boobs and see if he remembers them
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yuhhkno
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deff lol i hope you made a big scene what a jerkk
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Sober1128
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win
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SilenceIsSilver
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That's what I was thinking! Be like "Um okay dickface do you remember my BOOBS then?" Unless you were wearing a low-cut shirt then YkDI. Don't get me wrong I'm all for flaunting it if you've got it just don't get mad if someone looks. :p
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pandaabear
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exactly what i was thinking
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jbuckets_404
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But when she's NOT flaunting 'em, said attention is annoyingly repetitive. :-(
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drennie
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Your handle is "doubleds", what do you expect?
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jbuckets_404
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Dreni, she selected her username to instantly identify the nature of said boobs as well as to infer as to the unending, unwanted attention that she gets from their genetically-inspired/ un-asked-for size ... and no, not everyone can afford plastic surgery....
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palmtrees
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... presumably you had a receipt?
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noobgang7
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My thoughts exactly
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raider27
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Agreed
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Bob343434
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He probably didn't give her the receipt yet!
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THE_TRUTH_HURTS
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Save your receipts next time dumbass, and I hope you didnt pay for it twice. you shoulda raised hell
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8313girl
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Damn and I thought they were supposed to be polite in Canada.
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omgjusschoose
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lmao classic
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tomthebomb94
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Lmao @ #1
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Bumlove89
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This is the time to take out the receipt and shove it in his face. What a horny freak. I hope you went and complained to the manager about the bad service.
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monkeyz0r
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hahaha fail. i wish i had boobs. sniff.
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HeyGirlHey8D
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I totally agree with #1
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FMLwrestler
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That's when you say "Well, you should probably recognize my jugs well enough. But if you seem to have forgotten, maybe we could get the manager over here, so he can remind you both of me paying, and current sexual harassment laws?"
With that said, don't sue him thats gay haha. But do say that to get your receipt back. That dude is wack.
and by your name "doubleD's", you seem to be pretty fine with flaunting them. If you don't want random guys checking them out, then don't wear the kind of low-cut shirts that expose them. Otherwise, it's really a lost cause. And if you do secretly enjoy guys dirty peepin... you'll have to deal with situations like this.
just saying
With that said, don't sue him thats gay haha. But do say that to get your receipt back. That dude is wack.
and by your name "doubleD's", you seem to be pretty fine with flaunting them. If you don't want random guys checking them out, then don't wear the kind of low-cut shirts that expose them. Otherwise, it's really a lost cause. And if you do secretly enjoy guys dirty peepin... you'll have to deal with situations like this.
just saying
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jbuckets_404
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Wrestler, you were doing fine until you started preaching per her username, which she selected to instantly identify the nature of said boobs as well as to infer as to the unending unwanted attention that she gets from their genetically-inspired/ un-asked-for size ... and, no everyone can afford plastic surgery.
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jbuckets_404
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*no, not everyone....