By Anonymous
Today, I was brutally tackled and detained by a group of people until the police arrived, because I fit the description of a wanted criminal who was featured on the news. This isn't the first time this has happened, and no style change I've tried has been able to avert it. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

The solution is so obvious. Put on some tights, a cape and a mask and go around tackling guys that look like you (before you put on the superhero garb.)

You're welcome in advance.

By  Summaria  |  10

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to takle anyone even if he fits the description of a criminal. That's why you always call the police. If i were you i'd file charges against them.

  bkwusa  |  15

It might have been an attempt at citizen arrest, but since they were wrong it was actually assault with a bit of false imprisonment thrown in.