Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
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rg350dx
| 29
Three strokes and you're out.
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RoseBlack123
| 37
He's right.
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RoseBlack123
| 37
He's right.
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AboveAll04
| 14
when in doubt, rub one out ;)
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TheGodDamnJoker
| 9
He needs help on how to use tabs.
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shan88
| 14
76. This is now my new motto in life :)
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rg350dx
| 29
Three strokes and you're out.
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Athleticism
| 11
I'm sure one stroke is enough to take most people out
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LeFrogDog
| 27
@14 but hes a heavy hitter
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Pesticides
| 19
because three is so impressive...
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DaniPandi
| 22
I can't tell if this was a masturbation pun or just a typo.
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Athleticism
| 11
I took it as a typo. It works either way. By 3 strokes I made a heart attack reference, and he made a typo in his baseball reference. Didn't think of the masturbation.
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Likian5
| 26
#80 It was obvious he wrote "stroking," referring to masturbation... -_-
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ajh557
| 22
Athleticism Everyone hates what you have to say, just look at the past FML's
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iAlissa
| 34
Well I guess he told you^
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stvn2
| 8
At least he wasn't angry about it
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Nordrag
| 26
I feel like this is a step past angry.
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Athleticism
| 11
18- I'm not so sure, a lot of parents are cool about masturbation and such.
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Nordrag
| 26
True, but the 'you need help' line makes me think its a concern/disappointment situation. Which in my opinion is past anger.
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Athleticism
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26- I wouldn't automatically think of that due to how sarcastic my father and I are. I would assume that tone was in a joking manner, tho it was not displayed in the FML.
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swordidfate
| 13
He's probably right if ALL of your Internet tabs were porn
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emilyjgraham
| 34
Correct me if I'm wrong but don't some porn sites open a new tab advertising other porn stuff?
OP, learn from this. Close all extra random pop up tabs and have a website that is nothing to do with the subject to change to if it happens again. :)
OP, learn from this. Close all extra random pop up tabs and have a website that is nothing to do with the subject to change to if it happens again. :)
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BaraSkit07
| 12
When I browse porn I don't always leave another tab open, why is that a problem? That's like saying that if you aren't watching tv while eating you aren't using your time to its fullest potential. Please...
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emilyjgraham
| 34
It's not a problem but it prevents something like this happening. That comparison is rather shit if I may add.
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IscoreOnU
| 19
Some sites you just click a picture, then it takes you to another site, do it again and it repeats. Before you know it you have 10 tabs of porn! Life.
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Alan2
| 24
I'm pretty sure having a non porn tab open on the screen isn't going to be enough to save you if you've already got your pants down
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Speibrand
| 10
You always need a plan before whacking off man
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ILoveMyArm
| 15
I'm not sure if that was meant to rhyme, either way it's a catchy phrase.
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Athleticism
| 11
How's this rhyme?
If you're gonna jack off.
You better close the goddamn door!
If you're gonna jack off.
You better close the goddamn door!
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xplicitkontent
| 18
I think someone needs to revisit elementary school. The last time I checked, plan and man rhyme.
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Trix_Disorder
| 20
Maybe you should check yo reading comprehension before pickin' on someone else. It says "How's this rhyme?" As in, the not-rhyme they posted after that. :|
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Speibrand
| 10
Maybe if you took the time, you could have seen it was a rhyme.
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SomeRandomGuy15
| 18
77- You're quite the poet, and I see you like to show it.
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How_you_doin
| 10
@ Athleticisim: geezz people really hate you on this site!
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FroznInferno
| 9
I hope you don't have any weird fetishes, for your dads sake..
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MrBoredomioo
| 18
ya that wud suk
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KissMyAnthia200
| 12
Yiff porn.Unfortunately,I knew I was a furry when I was 9.
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cyanidesandwich
| 21
Alt - f4 then enter will prevent this from happening again
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Pwn17
| 25
Wouldn't it be a better option to just close the browser?
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subwaysurfers
| 13
Didn't see your comment there when I posted. My sincere apologies. *tips hat*
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Pwn17
| 25
Don't worry about it. *bows*
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thepunman
| 11
And that ladies and gentlemen is the politest conversation in the world.
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rg350dx
| 29
Nothing says I wasn't looking at porn more than awkwardly staring at your desktop after you've closed the browser.
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Ellisonjulian
| 4
Canadians
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subwaysurfers
| 13
Did closing the page not occur to you? And you should always have something like Facebook or Google open when watching porn to switch to that.
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rg350dx
| 29
I always have my Facebook open when I browse porn so I can hit that share on Facebook button underneath the video I'm watching. It beats going through the hassle of logging on every time I want to share what I'm jerkin' it to.
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PenguinBitch
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Your username. Rightttttt, you meant the "curse" word. Gotcha.
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Obey_StudBoii
| 23
The hell kind of comment is that.
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PenguinBitch
| 43
That's what you call a Buried Comment son.