FML : Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had...

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Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuck - / Saturday 13 July 2013 17:22 / United Kingdom - Farnham

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By rg350dx | 29

#5578879 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

Three strokes and you're out.

By RoseBlack123 | 37

#5578878 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

He's right.

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By RoseBlack123 | 37

#5578878 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

He's right.

AboveAll04 | 14

#5579047 - Sunday 14 July 2013 1:30

when in doubt, rub one out ;)

TheGodDamnJoker | 9

#5579325 - Sunday 14 July 2013 5:35

He needs help on how to use tabs.

shan88 | 14

#5591197 - Sunday 21 July 2013 22:20

76. This is now my new motto in life :)

By rg350dx | 29

#5578879 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

Three strokes and you're out.

Athleticism | 11

#5578898 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:06

I'm sure one stroke is enough to take most people out

LeFrogDog | 27

#5578951 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:43

@14 but hes a heavy hitter

Pesticides | 19

#5578968 - Sunday 14 July 2013 0:14

because three is so impressive...

DaniPandi | 22

#5578992 - Sunday 14 July 2013 0:47

I can't tell if this was a masturbation pun or just a typo.

Athleticism | 11

#5579131 - Sunday 14 July 2013 2:08

I took it as a typo. It works either way. By 3 strokes I made a heart attack reference, and he made a typo in his baseball reference. Didn't think of the masturbation.

Likian5 | 26

#5579291 - Sunday 14 July 2013 4:52

#80 It was obvious he wrote "stroking," referring to masturbation... -_-

ajh557 | 22

#5579415 - Sunday 14 July 2013 7:32

Athleticism Everyone hates what you have to say, just look at the past FML's

iAlissa | 34

#5579713 - Sunday 14 July 2013 13:52

Well I guess he told you^

By stvn2 | 8

#5578880 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

At least he wasn't angry about it

Nordrag | 25

#5578905 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:09

I feel like this is a step past angry.

Athleticism | 11

#5578912 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:12

18- I'm not so sure, a lot of parents are cool about masturbation and such.

Nordrag | 25

#5578922 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:17

True, but the 'you need help' line makes me think its a concern/disappointment situation. Which in my opinion is past anger.

Athleticism | 11

#5578961 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:58

26- I wouldn't automatically think of that due to how sarcastic my father and I are. I would assume that tone was in a joking manner, tho it was not displayed in the FML.

By swordidfate | 13

#5578882 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

He's probably right if ALL of your Internet tabs were porn

emilyjgraham | 34

#5578955 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:55

Correct me if I'm wrong but don't some porn sites open a new tab advertising other porn stuff?

OP, learn from this. Close all extra random pop up tabs and have a website that is nothing to do with the subject to change to if it happens again. :)

BaraSkit07 | 12

#5578956 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:56

When I browse porn I don't always leave another tab open, why is that a problem? That's like saying that if you aren't watching tv while eating you aren't using your time to its fullest potential. Please...

emilyjgraham | 34

#5578977 - Sunday 14 July 2013 0:24

It's not a problem but it prevents something like this happening. That comparison is rather shit if I may add.

IscoreOnU | 19

#5579008 - Sunday 14 July 2013 0:59

Some sites you just click a picture, then it takes you to another site, do it again and it repeats. Before you know it you have 10 tabs of porn! Life.

Alan2 | 24

#5581412 - Monday 15 July 2013 16:26

I'm pretty sure having a non porn tab open on the screen isn't going to be enough to save you if you've already got your pants down

By Speibrand | 10

#5578883 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:04

You always need a plan before whacking off man

ILoveMyArm | 15

#5578960 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:57

I'm not sure if that was meant to rhyme, either way it's a catchy phrase.

Athleticism | 11

#5578966 - Sunday 14 July 2013 0:11

How's this rhyme?
If you're gonna jack off.

You better close the goddamn door!

xplicitkontent | 18

#5579010 - Sunday 14 July 2013 1:00

I think someone needs to revisit elementary school. The last time I checked, plan and man rhyme.

Trix_Disorder | 20

#5579034 - Sunday 14 July 2013 1:26

Maybe you should check yo reading comprehension before pickin' on someone else. It says "How's this rhyme?" As in, the not-rhyme they posted after that. :|

Speibrand | 10

#5579064 - Sunday 14 July 2013 1:36

Maybe if you took the time, you could have seen it was a rhyme.

SomeRandomGuy15 | 18

#5579361 - Sunday 14 July 2013 6:14

77- You're quite the poet, and I see you like to show it.

How_you_doin | 10

#5584480 - Wednesday 17 July 2013 8:45

@ Athleticisim: geezz people really hate you on this site!

By FroznInferno | 9

#5578884 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:04

I hope you don't have any weird fetishes, for your dads sake..

MrBoredomioo | 18

#5598557 - Friday 26 July 2013 8:29

ya that wud suk

KissMyAnthia200 | 12

#5906425 - Sunday 6 April 2014 6:08

Yiff porn.Unfortunately,I knew I was a furry when I was 9.

By cyanidesandwich | 19

#5578885 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:04

Alt - f4 then enter will prevent this from happening again

By Pwn17 | 25

#5578888 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:04

Wouldn't it be a better option to just close the browser?

subwaysurfers | 13

#5578907 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:09

Didn't see your comment there when I posted. My sincere apologies. *tips hat*

Pwn17 | 25

#5578915 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:15

Don't worry about it. *bows*

thepunman | 11

#5578945 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:29

And that ladies and gentlemen is the politest conversation in the world.

rg350dx | 29

#5578990 - Sunday 14 July 2013 0:45

Nothing says I wasn't looking at porn more than awkwardly staring at your desktop after you've closed the browser.

Ellisonjulian | 4

#5579253 - Sunday 14 July 2013 4:17

Canadians

By subwaysurfers | 13

#5578891 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:05

Did closing the page not occur to you? And you should always have something like Facebook or Google open when watching porn to switch to that.

rg350dx | 29

#5578996 - Sunday 14 July 2013 0:48

I always have my Facebook open when I browse porn so I can hit that share on Facebook button underneath the video I'm watching. It beats going through the hassle of logging on every time I want to share what I'm jerkin' it to.