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So did you get the grant?

why would You Even do that? Even if you panicked you should be able to control yourself enough to not say stuff like that. you need to practice on that shit

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well... that escalated quickly

That statement was irrelevant for this FML

Misuse of a meme! Arrest this woman at once!

That wasn't creepy at all.

LOUD NOISES!!!...

So did you get the grant?

Im sure OP gave the interviewer and all his coworkers a good laugh.

Well they are FASCINATING op you need to relax and not panic on the phone

I guess one can never over estimate the fascination of vaginas...

why would You Even do that? Even if you panicked you should be able to control yourself enough to not say stuff like that. you need to practice on that shit

"Why do you want [thing you're applying for]" is pretty much THE most common question during an interview. If you can't even answer that one, you're woefully unprepared and don't deserve to get what you're you're applying for.

Really need to know if OP is a man or a woman rn.

"Because I want to help women." See? Not that hard.

vaginas are fascinating!

If that's how you respond to panic over the phone, I shudder to think how your panic response would have manifested in a face to face situation.

Maybe it wouldn't have been that awkward face-to-face. Some people (me included) have a phobia of making phone calls, but are (more or less) relaxed when talking to strangers when able to see them.

19, same with me. I am so glad I can order food online or I wouldn't be able to feed myself (I also despise cooking).

Giggity? Or not giggity? Not sure.

well, you weren't lying!

This doesn't even sound like a real fml. It sounds like it belongs under the fml fails.