By lady parts - 27/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Lake Bluff

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML
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So did you get the grant?

why would You Even do that? Even if you panicked you should be able to control yourself enough to not say stuff like that. you need to practice on that shit

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well... that escalated quickly

That statement was irrelevant for this FML

Misuse of a meme! Arrest this woman at once!

That wasn't creepy at all.

incoherentrmblr 21

LOUD NOISES!!!...

So did you get the grant?

Im sure OP gave the interviewer and all his coworkers a good laugh.

Well they are FASCINATING op you need to relax and not panic on the phone

I guess one can never over estimate the fascination of vaginas...

why would You Even do that? Even if you panicked you should be able to control yourself enough to not say stuff like that. you need to practice on that shit

askullnamedbilly 33

"Why do you want [thing you're applying for]" is pretty much THE most common question during an interview. If you can't even answer that one, you're woefully unprepared and don't deserve to get what you're you're applying for.

lexiieeex3 32

Really need to know if OP is a man or a woman rn.

"Because I want to help women." See? Not that hard.

tony1891 22

vaginas are fascinating!

If that's how you respond to panic over the phone, I shudder to think how your panic response would have manifested in a face to face situation.

Maybe it wouldn't have been that awkward face-to-face. Some people (me included) have a phobia of making phone calls, but are (more or less) relaxed when talking to strangers when able to see them.

19, same with me. I am so glad I can order food online or I wouldn't be able to feed myself (I also despise cooking).

martin8337 35

Giggity? Or not giggity? Not sure.

well, you weren't lying!

This doesn't even sound like a real fml. It sounds like it belongs under the fml fails.