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By FMyEx - United States - Southington
Today, I was bartending. A guest was getting belligerent so I had to cut him off. He called me a bitch and threw the rest of his drink in my face before storming off. The belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

I'm putting in "I hope you mean ex-boyfriend" in the hope that no more space will be wasted with this obvious and cliche comment.

Sorry for wasting the space explaining how I was trying to avoid wasting space.

Sorry for wasting space apologizing for wasting space trying to avoid wasting space . . .

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  Airman1988  |  9

When I seen "asscandle" I assumed it meant he "lit" the way for other assholes kinda like he is such an ass that other jerks can be enlightened on how to be greater assholes from him.

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  kyleekay  |  25

Doc, if it helps, I understood your joke. I saw it as a clever example of why grammar does matter on FML, despite the popular belief "dat dys isnt english class gawd lolol".

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  ICastillo  |  24

Yeah. My bad there chief, I didn't notice it until after it was to late. And I was working so I didn't get to reply in time. But I understood the joke it was a good one.

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By  perdix  |  29

I'm putting in "I hope you mean ex-boyfriend" in the hope that no more space will be wasted with this obvious and cliche comment.

Sorry for wasting the space explaining how I was trying to avoid wasting space.

Sorry for wasting space apologizing for wasting space trying to avoid wasting space . . .

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  mpsteve137  |  15

Yeah thumb me down lala. But why are you famous on fml perdix? Did you do something I don't know about like help program this site? Everyone talks about your comments like they're golden.

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  perdix  |  29

#11, it's because I've made a buttload of comments and I have managed to accidentally make a few good ones. Luckily, some people selectively remember only those few and think highly of me ;)

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  mpsteve137  |  15

Ah i see. Well that makes sense. Yea all the comments of yours I've come across I've found to be pretty witty. Let's hope this one does good. You have my thumb.

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  lindora  |  35

I think it also depends on how often you comment. I mean I recognize your name and sometimes I recognize profile pics of fml users . If someone posts 15,000 comments, you're bound to create some popularity.

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  Metallica36176  |  16

11: His comments, along with DocBastard, ManInTheMachine, Noor, and SqueakyChipmonk, (among others) (sorry if got that wrong) gets me every time. They've been on here for awhile and their comments always are funny.

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  gracehi  |  31

Perdix, sorry to burst your bubble, but in this case your comment was indeed a waste of space. Check the user name. But you were at least a little more original than simply writing, "I hope you mean ex-boyfriend." I hereby give you an "A" for effort. :)

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  gracehi  |  31

What do you mean? I was replying to Perdix's original comment. Unless you mean that replying to an irrelevant comment makes for an irreverent reply, then I guess that makes sense.

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  the_smart_way  |  10

I once saw a comment made by Perdix on artoftrolling.com
Something about "well I guess he'll be missing the wedding you should of had too"
Congratulations Perdix, your influence spreads!

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  aardvarkish  |  15

The only reason I log back in is to see what Perdix has said recently. I wouldn't be surprised to see his expressions in a book of quotable urban quotes some day.

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