FML : Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables...

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Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hi - / Sunday 1 March 2009 20:29 / United States

Kids

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By Amkii | 0

#10457 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:01

You were owned. By a baby. Fyl indeed.

By musicalmandi16 | 0

#10463 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:04

I see great potential in that baby.

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By Amkii | 0

#10457 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:01

You were owned. By a baby. Fyl indeed.

lizzilla8297 | 2

#1301498 - Thursday 26 August 2010 02:45

haha ydi for being selfish

Ilikethenamesam | 3

#2430480 - Friday 29 April 2011 10:16

I know, right!?

By musicalmandi16 | 0

#10463 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:04

I see great potential in that baby.

AskMyName_fml | 5

#5863928 - Thursday 20 February 2014 07:12

The babies of today will be the trolls of tomorrow. They can't help it; they were born that way.

By thebaroness1984 | 0

#10473 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:10

Ouch! Don't worry, she's just a baby.

By efemivida | 0

#10475 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:11

Maybe she thinks "yes" actually means "no." And visa versa!

By lovesdicks | 0

#10496 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:25

Well are you ugly? You know children that young don't know how to lie :(

By allie2590 | 29

#10511 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:34

Hahaha

By ZING_MASTER | 0

#10543 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:57

Out of the mouths of babes... come ZINGS!!!

By svm_invictvs | 0

#10552 - Monday 2 March 2009 03:03

Take solace in the fact that perhaps you taught her a new word ;)

By Edmund_Dantes | 0

#10563 - Monday 2 March 2009 03:21

Why are you seeking validation from a 1year old?

n8equalsd | 0

#792683 - Saturday 23 January 2010 06:43

I know. seriously, these FMLs get stupider than the stories on MLIA now.

Anthrophobia | 2

#1037551 - Sunday 20 June 2010 10:01

Exactly! The OP walked right into that one.

By Comodesi | 0

#10650 - Monday 2 March 2009 05:30

Either that kid will grow up to be a politician or one hell of a comedian...

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