FML : Today, I was babysitting this little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park so we did. When we were walking back, I was caring her on my back....

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Today, I was babysitting this little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park so we did. When we were walking back, I was caring her on my back. When were almost at the door, she told me she had to go pee. I told her to hold it. As we were walking in the door I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By Dumbblonde - / Sunday 3 May 2009 15:15 / United States

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By keezybaby_fml | 0

#165051 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

YDI for keeping her on your back after she warned you

why not just let her off, open the door and let her run for herself the rest of the way...

By ladidadi | 0

#165067 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:34

there is NO point in telling a kid to hold it. when a little kid says she has to go pee, she means RIGHT THEN. as soon as she told you she had to pee you should have put her down, because then she would have peed her pants or on the floor instead of your back, and you could have just changed her and gone on with your life.

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By pzehtoeur | 0

#165035 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:30

Did you return the favor?

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Turfin | 0

#1120674 - Thursday 22 July 2010 0:23

uhm lol

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scrbsball | 0

#2489171 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:42

*carrying.. what a dumbass

By tWitt3rBuG | 0

#165048 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

lesson learnt? Don't carry kids who wanna pee coz those poor darlings have no control! L0l

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car8o8line | 5

#4274415 - Sunday 8 April 2012 6:41

Oh my god
What is with ur profile picture??

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xxrogerthatxx | 19

#5773373 - Saturday 30 November 2013 17:40

And spelling, and username

By keezybaby_fml | 0

#165051 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

YDI for keeping her on your back after she warned you

why not just let her off, open the door and let her run for herself the rest of the way...

By Spiffy | 0

#165058 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:33

Kids these days

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22cute | 17

#3579103 - Sunday 13 November 2011 4:29

Kids that young cannot hold it. They only know they have to pee the moment before they let loose.

By hotbeefinjection | 0

#165062 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:34

welllllllllllll...if a girl gots to go, she gots to go.

By ladidadi | 0

#165067 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:34

there is NO point in telling a kid to hold it. when a little kid says she has to go pee, she means RIGHT THEN. as soon as she told you she had to pee you should have put her down, because then she would have peed her pants or on the floor instead of your back, and you could have just changed her and gone on with your life.

By tiltwrestler | 0

#165068 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:34

That should be the cue to gently PUT HER DOWN, OFF YOUR BACK!

By ptrek85 | 0

#165070 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:35

It could have been worse.... she could've taken a dump on you

By rosemaryblack | 0

#165077 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:36

what does YDI mean? and thats funny.

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littlericht | 0

#3618188 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:35

You dumb idiot!!!!

By keezybaby_fml | 0

#165079 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:36

#8....while she was on her back?

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