FML : Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I...

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Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By darlingditz - / Thursday 2 April 2009 23:05 / United States

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By spankyness | 0

#78490 - Friday 3 April 2009 02:26

Dog has been trained well

By Lou_Briccant | 0

#78492 - Friday 3 April 2009 02:27

You're a girl, right?

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By pkmlove | 0

#78487 - Friday 3 April 2009 02:26

thats embarrassing. lol

bobbybill0519 | 7

#1250082 - Monday 16 August 2010 05:22

lets hope the guy wasnt wearing sweatpants

sexyscooter | 0

#1281878 - Sunday 22 August 2010 01:17

YDI for being a babysitter that wears thongs, slut

YANKSFAN4EVER | 0

#1299677 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 03:23

I think he likes you

person5625 | 1

#3173891 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 05:37

who wears a thong for babysitting

kbobcat | 0

#3353513 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 04:18

If the op was a guy and posted this, it would be so much better haha :)

awkward_gothlady | 32

#4820308 - Thursday 16 August 2012 06:15

Maybe that's just what she was wearing that day. How many people go around thinking, "well, my pants might get pulled down, so I'd better make sure I'm wearing the right kind of underwear just in case..."?

bbpgrs | 7

#5460483 - Monday 22 April 2013 11:01

says awkward goth lady

drunkmunkey | 24

#6118025 - Thursday 13 November 2014 11:41

pics or it didn't happen

By autophobe | 0

#78488 - Friday 3 April 2009 02:26

the dog did it on purpose. =P

By spankyness | 0

#78490 - Friday 3 April 2009 02:26

Dog has been trained well

adorapine | 0

#874420 - Saturday 20 February 2010 04:53

perv sog wants to fuck you doggystyle more likw it

z620 | 0

#926207 - Monday 8 March 2010 10:00

dog is a child molester detector

Tommananaze6T9 | 4

#2801580 - Saturday 2 July 2011 01:20

hahahaha

By Xarin | 0

#78491 - Friday 3 April 2009 02:28

[email protected] =)

By Lou_Briccant | 0

#78492 - Friday 3 April 2009 02:27

You're a girl, right?

malinbobbyypho | 0

#877690 - Sunday 21 February 2010 04:59

yess,, she is; thankfulllyy

amandapandajones | 0

#2754898 - Saturday 25 June 2011 08:50

dip shit.

stuart169 | 3

#2983794 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 05:59

dude, a 13 year old girl just called you a dip-shit. you should slap that bitch.

By jack6179 | 0

#78494 - Friday 3 April 2009 02:28

well...........did you get paid more than you expected?

davidmechaly | 0

#958448 - Wednesday 17 March 2010 06:05

lawl

By pippysthename00 | 0

#78499 - Friday 3 April 2009 02:28

lol, #1. and damn, that sucks...

By spankyness | 0

#78501 - Friday 3 April 2009 02:29

Dog has been trained well

By Arkvoodle | 0

#78508 - Friday 3 April 2009 02:30

YDI For wearing sweat pants in the first place

pizza_princess | 5

#6728538 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 06:30

what the fuck is wrong with you

By altkat | 3

#78509 - Friday 3 April 2009 02:32

That is unfortunate. FYL.

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