FML : Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I...

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Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By darlingditz - / Thursday 2 April 2009 23:05 / United States

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By spankyness | 0

#78490 - Friday 3 April 2009 2:26

Dog has been trained well

By Lou_Briccant | 0

#78492 - Friday 3 April 2009 2:27

You're a girl, right?

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By pkmlove | 0

#78487 - Friday 3 April 2009 2:26

thats embarrassing. lol

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bobbybill0519 | 7

#1250082 - Monday 16 August 2010 5:22

lets hope the guy wasnt wearing sweatpants

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sexyscooter | 0

#1281878 - Sunday 22 August 2010 1:17

YDI for being a babysitter that wears thongs, slut

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YANKSFAN4EVER | 0

#1299677 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 15:23

I think he likes you

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person5625 | 1

#3173891 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 17:37

who wears a thong for babysitting

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kbobcat | 0

#3353513 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 4:18

If the op was a guy and posted this, it would be so much better haha :)

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awkward_gothlady | 32

#4820308 - Thursday 16 August 2012 6:15

Maybe that's just what she was wearing that day. How many people go around thinking, "well, my pants might get pulled down, so I'd better make sure I'm wearing the right kind of underwear just in case..."?

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bbpgrs | 7

#5460483 - Monday 22 April 2013 23:01

says awkward goth lady

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drunkmunkey | 24

#6118025 - Thursday 13 November 2014 23:41

pics or it didn't happen

By autophobe | 0

#78488 - Friday 3 April 2009 2:26

the dog did it on purpose. =P

By spankyness | 0

#78490 - Friday 3 April 2009 2:26

Dog has been trained well

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adorapine | 0

#874420 - Saturday 20 February 2010 4:53

perv sog wants to fuck you doggystyle more likw it

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z620 | 0

#926207 - Monday 8 March 2010 22:00

dog is a child molester detector

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Tommananaze6T9 | 4

#2801580 - Saturday 2 July 2011 1:20

hahahaha

By Xarin | 0

#78491 - Friday 3 April 2009 2:28

[email protected] =)

By Lou_Briccant | 0

#78492 - Friday 3 April 2009 2:27

You're a girl, right?

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malinbobbyypho | 0

#877690 - Sunday 21 February 2010 4:59

yess,, she is; thankfulllyy

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amandapandajones | 0

#2754898 - Saturday 25 June 2011 8:50

dip shit.

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stuart169 | 3

#2983794 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:59

dude, a 13 year old girl just called you a dip-shit. you should slap that bitch.

By jack6179 | 0

#78494 - Friday 3 April 2009 2:28

well...........did you get paid more than you expected?

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davidmechaly | 0

#958448 - Wednesday 17 March 2010 18:05

lawl

By pippysthename00 | 0

#78499 - Friday 3 April 2009 2:28

lol, #1.
and damn, that sucks...

By spankyness | 0

#78501 - Friday 3 April 2009 2:29

Dog has been trained well

By Arkvoodle | 0

#78508 - Friday 3 April 2009 2:30

YDI For wearing sweat pants in the first place

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pizza_princess | 5

#6728538 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 6:30

what the fuck is wrong with you

By altkat | 3

#78509 - Friday 3 April 2009 2:32

That is unfortunate. FYL.

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