By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
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spankyness 0

Dog has been trained well

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You're a girl, right?

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pkmlove 0
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thats embarrassing. lol

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bobbybill0519 7

lets hope the guy wasnt wearing sweatpants

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sexyscooter 0

YDI for being a babysitter that wears thongs, slut

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

I think he likes you

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person5625 1
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who wears a thong for babysitting

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kbobcat 0

If the op was a guy and posted this, it would be so much better haha :)

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awkward_gothlady 32
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Maybe that's just what she was wearing that day. How many people go around thinking, "well, my pants might get pulled down, so I'd better make sure I'm wearing the right kind of underwear just in case..."?

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bbpgrs 7
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says awkward goth lady

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drunkmunkey 24

pics or it didn't happen

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autophobe 0

the dog did it on purpose. =P

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spankyness 0

Dog has been trained well

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z620 0
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dog is a child molester detector

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Lou_Briccant 0
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You're a girl, right?

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malinbobbyypho 0

yess,, she is; thankfulllyy

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stuart169 3
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dude, a 13 year old girl just called you a dip-shit. you should slap that bitch.

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jack6179 0
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well...........did you get paid more than you expected?

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pippysthename00 0

lol, #1. and damn, that sucks...

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spankyness 0

Dog has been trained well

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Arkvoodle 0

YDI For wearing sweat pants in the first place

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pizza_princess 5
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what the fuck is wrong with you

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altkat 3

That is unfortunate. FYL.

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