Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know..." FML
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Lizza330
| 28
I would've been like "Then why did we feed them?"
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saIty
| 17
So the little girl has no idea that her toys come to life when there's no one in the house?
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TriflingAllDay
| 6
You just got played by a little girl.
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tennisrapper1
| 14
Either that or she didn't understand OP was just pretending all along.
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tennisrapper1
| 14
Either that or she didn't understand OP was just pretending all along.
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reallytho3
| 11
Leave it to a little girl to make you feel like a dumbass lol
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whosindahouse
| 9
Wait! You mean... the babies...are NOT real?!?!?!?! Then where did the food go?
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zakkyzebra
| 11
My selective reading picked up this sentence fragment....."after we fed her babies...".... It made me giggle
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nado13579
| 12
That awkward moment when you think OP was saying that they fed the girl babies. O.o
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jackii1313
| 9
You just went along with it, nothing to be ashamed of!
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thebeautybleeds
| 17
Kids obviously can't even play pretend right anymore...
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TarieBoo
| 2
kids obviously dont watch Chucky anymore..
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Leslier_fml
| 4
Lol she got you.
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tennisrapper1
| 14
And then, the babies wake up from their slumber...
Who knows! She might be double crossing OP... Hehe
Who knows! She might be double crossing OP... Hehe
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Gringe
| 1
Why are you feeding the girl ur babysitting babies? No canabalism!
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123josie123
| 11
^ I suggest that you re-read this FML
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xCrazyMexican
| 4
Ah, America at its finest
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Skittles_Rawr
| 8
Kids... They say darnedest things...
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saIty
| 17
So the little girl has no idea that her toys come to life when there's no one in the house?
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ydi_4_suking
| 20
Does anyone remember on are you afraid of the dark? Or goosebumps I forgot which one. But the one episode where the girl gets trapped inside the dollhouse and slowly turns into a doll? That story should be told to all little kids
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LSS_fml
| 18
Are you afraid of the dark!! That show used to scare the crap out of me.
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Bekll
| 30
23, that's my favorite episode of all time of Are You Afraid of the Dark? - It haunted me since I was a kid.
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shayshayshazam
| 14
Thanks for the nightmares.
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Lizza330
| 28
I would've been like "Then why did we feed them?"
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KitGrey
| 4
Tell her Santa's not real either.
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Red_Wing_Nut44
| 14
Lies! He is real! Stop spreading your evil lies!
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hecallsmedarlin
| 7
Or the tooth fairy.
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MCRaddict15
| 15
Nothing's real.
Our childhoods were lies.
Our childhoods were lies.
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Angitia
| 8
They're Israeli... they probably don't believe in Santa anyway.
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hecallsmedarlin
| 7
24- I didn't notice that. You're right though, Israelis are Jewish...So no Santa for them.
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
Fuck you 20. Just fuck you. My letter will come. And when it does, you're a dead man.
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redbluegreen
| 40
34: Thank goodness Azkaban isn't real.
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akg98
| 13
20: I WILL GO 2 HOGWARTS!!!
But according 2 draco malfoy/(lauren Lopez)
Hogwarts has gone 2 the dogs and pigfarts on mars is better... Like if u get it :D
But according 2 draco malfoy/(lauren Lopez)
Hogwarts has gone 2 the dogs and pigfarts on mars is better... Like if u get it :D
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nado13579
| 12
I didn't get my letter from Hogwarts when I turned 11. :( Maybe I'm just some silly muggle...
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Nothing is real, everything is all just part of the matrix...
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mduffy08
| 8
Nothing is real. Everything is permitted. {o.o}
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WhyCantIDoRight
| 5
78 - WIN
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ch3s
| 4
#52 that is because you live in Ponyville. Only those in Canterlot get invites.
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cadillacgal79
| 32
20-Believe in magic you muggle.
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DoubleCross
| 9
I hate it when kids think they're always smarter than you.
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isaiaah
| 6
I know. I want to just whack em upside the head. But I wouldn't cuz that's horrivle
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chevonfinley
| 8
Is horrivle worse than horrible? Like an extra bad version of horrible? Because that would be an awesome new vocab word.
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Mooish
| 18
47 neologisms FTW
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Well, you know, if everyone starts to use horrivle, eventually it will get more widely accepted and become an actual word..
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meethi1742
| 0
lol, I guess she wanted you to know she's not a lil' girl you know..
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ICastillo
| 24
Kids today no damn imagination... Just Facebook this text message that. It's a damn shame.
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ydi_4_suking
| 20
No slides or swings in the park anymore. Its so sad
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hecallsmedarlin
| 7
No slides or swings in the park anymore is because parents are sue happy, and they can easily fall off either of those and break their head or something.
*shakes head*
Psh. Shiiiit, getting hurt was all about being a kid when I was one. Having fun, playing in the mud. Falling off of trees while trying to climb one..
Now it's all computers, cell phones and Xbox. Never see kids playing like a kid should anymore... I agree with you, it IS sad.
*shakes head*
Psh. Shiiiit, getting hurt was all about being a kid when I was one. Having fun, playing in the mud. Falling off of trees while trying to climb one..
Now it's all computers, cell phones and Xbox. Never see kids playing like a kid should anymore... I agree with you, it IS sad.
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hqbrat
| 8
It's not like the good old days when you would go ride a bike play cops and robbers have sleep overs, and build forts to sleep in! :(
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nevershouttami
| 11
I still play in the park with my friends and build forts, and I also use facebook.