By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
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beccanator 0

don't worry about it! a great guy will come along one day, no need in wasting your time on useless guys anyways. do it once, do it right.

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666midnight 0

aww that's sweet in a way still, sucks another guy ain't asked you out before though =(

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I_Deserved_It 8

That's just... sad.

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JamesM9794 0

rotflol too bad...

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lwd305 0

nahhh... she's from california and my gut tells me she's a lesbian.

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sk8rchick97 0

um yeah I've had like at least 15 ppl ask me out and I'm 13...

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

#181 - You feel proud or something? Shut the **** up.

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cheerluv15 0

You #187 are being a jealous bitch!

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badluckalex 23

no, 181 is a hoe

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NickACD 27

#181 you do realize that dating at the age of 13 is not actual dating, right? Most everyone under the age of 23 is too stupid to understand that dating is a compatibility test, a way to learn more about someone, and to see if there is chemistry between two people.

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666midnight 0

aww that's sweet in a way still, sucks another guy ain't asked you out before though =(

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LemonandLime 13

They're only 18! Why is everyone acting like they're 30!?

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beccanator 0

don't worry about it! a great guy will come along one day, no need in wasting your time on useless guys anyways. do it once, do it right.

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666midnight 0

Still sorta sweet in a way =) Sucks you've never been asked out before though...I'm sure there is a guy for you out there somewhere ^_^

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rarelight 0

aww lol, what did ya tell him :D? if you said no, did he start crying or something? :P

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WPGguy 0

18's not so bad. I was 19 before I ever want out with someone, and 21 before I went out with someone worth going out with.

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hk_fml 9

Awwwww that's still cute! What a sweet kid. xD I wouldnt worry, a good guy'll come along!

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Jessick_1 0

Well at least now you can tell people a boy asked you out, just leave out the detail of his age =P And even if you haven't been asked before, that's still adorable!

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luigi23_fml 0

oh wait nevermind i didnt read the five year-old part

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rachel13_fml 0

Wow that just sucks for you.

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Philosophic 0

Should have given the kid brain.

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KaylieBieber13 0

Heartless much?!

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