FML : Today, I was babysitting a 2 year old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me and started crying...

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Today, I was babysitting a 2 year old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me and started crying and stabbed me right in my foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML

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You deserved it

By Some Guy / Monday 12 October 2015 00:54 / United States - Allen

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By khorstmye | 15

#6433663 - Monday 12 October 2015 17:08

That will really fork up your day.

By llexibearr | 17

#6433686 - Monday 12 October 2015 17:27

those terrible 2's.

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By Sotanostash | 20

#6433660 - Monday 12 October 2015 17:08

Could have been a steak knife...

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drunkmunkey | 24

#6433704 - Monday 12 October 2015 17:51

but still he was right, it was dangerous

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Pootato88 | 15

#6433820 - Monday 12 October 2015 20:38

Could have been a machete

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christinamarie17 | 29

#6434153 - Tuesday 13 October 2015 6:14

What sane person is going to leave a machete laying around where a 2 year old has access to it....

By Coland | 19

#6433661 - Monday 12 October 2015 17:08

So size doesn't matter?

By khorstmye | 15

#6433663 - Monday 12 October 2015 17:08

That will really fork up your day.

By Dramori | 29

#6433664 - Monday 12 October 2015 17:09

Forking hell that sounds sore.

By Welshite | 39

#6433669 - Monday 12 October 2015 17:11

He was practicing for his future career as Werewolf Hunter.

By vaguenotvogue | 13

#6433670 - Monday 12 October 2015 17:13

Good job it wasn't a knife!

By NthDakotaBeaches | 12

#6433672 - Monday 12 October 2015 17:15

Sometimes the small ones hurt the most

By 08zw | 19

#6433675 - Monday 12 October 2015 17:19

My question is why was there a fork on the floor? Or why did you have your foot on the table (his high chair or whatever)?

By stingray112 | 24

#6433678 - Monday 12 October 2015 17:20

At least you're in a STABle condition

By Liamj774 | 36

#6433685 - Monday 12 October 2015 17:26

I mean it's a human with a potentially sharp object. Me satan. I'm going to go with satan

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