By Hellau - 29/12/2008 10:56 - France

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 342
You deserved it 3 087

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

Should be no problem as long as the story ended with you dying while taking them with you in a blaze of glory...

Heh...either you managed to annoy him in some manner or he's just one of those kids who is interested in death. One of the kids I tutor, a very cheerful child otherwise, is always going off on xxx killed yyy or xxx killed god. Probably because it gets a rise out of his mom. I think I would have just told the story....well, the first chapter. The only story where I die at the end is my autobiography. "You asked for it, Kid. My autobiography, chapter 1: birth..." Then I would threaten to tell the next chapter next time.

Comments

Should be no problem as long as the story ended with you dying while taking them with you in a blaze of glory...

"I agree, your life is f***ed (666)" lol

Run, run and don't look back.

MSJ91 1

Ironically, when I read this, "I agree, your life is f**ed" had a count of 666. XD

children are evil!!!!!

Heh...either you managed to annoy him in some manner or he's just one of those kids who is interested in death. One of the kids I tutor, a very cheerful child otherwise, is always going off on xxx killed yyy or xxx killed god. Probably because it gets a rise out of his mom. I think I would have just told the story....well, the first chapter. The only story where I die at the end is my autobiography. "You asked for it, Kid. My autobiography, chapter 1: birth..." Then I would threaten to tell the next chapter next time.

once upon a time there was a (yelling really loudly)BOOM BANG. good night. (shut the light off leaving them in pitch black)

I agree with #2

hahaha 666 i agree your life is effed now it really is

tell those little asses to go to hell or you will shit on their faces while they sleep.