FML : Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had...

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Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jamie - / Saturday 4 April 2009 14:42 / United States

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By MaryJane75 | 7

#82333 - Saturday 4 April 2009 20:19

you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school

By tehhotness | 0

#82357 - Saturday 4 April 2009 20:24

"no speaka the english"... then run

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By MaryJane75 | 7

#82333 - Saturday 4 April 2009 20:19

you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school

Rach_star | 0

#636361 - Saturday 24 October 2009 17:31

Exactly.. Duh

mlipro | 0

#906669 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:30

"What? I was working here last night.... Your positive?.... Fuck! my brother said he couldn't help me because he was studying." Now she thinks your twins. Problem solved.

deepunder | 17

#5528238 - Monday 10 June 2013 8:24

Using #1 idea it wouldn't be that big a FML, unless it wasn't a 1 night stand

By Contrius | 0

#82339 - Saturday 4 April 2009 20:20

little white lies have a bad habit of coming back to bite you in the ass...

cheepcheep23 | 8

#5849339 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 12:54

I'm not so sure pretending to be in med school is little....

WinterBlue42 | 22

#5977335 - Monday 16 June 2014 11:24

Yeah. . That seems a tad more severe than a 'little white lie'. . :x YDI to the OP.

Hunthas | 17

#6275167 - Monday 27 April 2015 17:24

so do one night stands ;)

By Broc | 0

#82353 - Saturday 4 April 2009 20:23

She didn't even remember your name, so she couldn't have been that interested in the first place.

By tehhotness | 0

#82357 - Saturday 4 April 2009 20:24

"no speaka the english"... then run

By The_Cait | 0

#82377 - Saturday 4 April 2009 20:28

I agree with #1...people in grad school often hold down shit jobs to help with tuition. If you're going to lie, learn to lie well and be quicker on your feet!

By UrLifeDoesntSuck | 0

#82382 - Saturday 4 April 2009 20:29

Today, I lied and I got caught. FML

Stop approving these. Please.

By SaintJared | 0

#82392 - Saturday 4 April 2009 20:30

I agree with #3.
You obviously weren't that good.

By actonthat | 0

#82394 - Saturday 4 April 2009 20:31

#6 took the words right out of my mouth.

By runkatrun | 0

#82410 - Saturday 4 April 2009 20:34

Hahah, nice remark #7.

But that was well deserved, and you know it, OP. But if you are going to lie, make sure that you're quick on your feet. #5's comment was pretty much everything I wanted to say. :)