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By Jamie - / Saturday 4 April 2009 14:42 / United States
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"What? I was working here last night.... Your positive?.... Fuck! my brother said he couldn't help me because he was studying." Now she thinks your twins. Problem solved.

By  Broc

She didn't even remember your name, so she couldn't have been that interested in the first place.

I agree with #1...people in grad school often hold down shit jobs to help with tuition. If you're going to lie, learn to lie well and be quicker on your feet!

Hahah, nice remark #7. But that was well deserved, and you know it, OP. But if you are going to lie, make sure that you're quick on your feet. #5's comment was pretty much everything I wanted to say. :)

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