By Jamie - 04/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
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MaryJane75 7
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you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school

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tehhotness 0
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"no speaka the english"... then run

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MaryJane75 7
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you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school

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Rach_star 0
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Exactly.. Duh

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mlipro 0
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"What? I was working here last night.... Your positive?.... Fuck! my brother said he couldn't help me because he was studying." Now she thinks your twins. Problem solved.

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deepunder 17

Using #1 idea it wouldn't be that big a FML, unless it wasn't a 1 night stand

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Contrius 0
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little white lies have a bad habit of coming back to bite you in the ass...

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cheepcheep23 8

I'm not so sure pretending to be in med school is little....

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WinterBlue42 22

Yeah. . That seems a tad more severe than a 'little white lie'. . :x YDI to the OP.

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Hunthas 17

so do one night stands ;)

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Broc 0
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She didn't even remember your name, so she couldn't have been that interested in the first place.

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tehhotness 0
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"no speaka the english"... then run

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The_Cait 0

I agree with #1...people in grad school often hold down shit jobs to help with tuition. If you're going to lie, learn to lie well and be quicker on your feet!

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
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Today, I lied and I got caught. FML Stop approving these. Please.

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SaintJared 0
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I agree with #3. You obviously weren't that good.

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actonthat 0

#6 took the words right out of my mouth.

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runkatrun 0
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Hahah, nice remark #7. But that was well deserved, and you know it, OP. But if you are going to lie, make sure that you're quick on your feet. #5's comment was pretty much everything I wanted to say. :)

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imlaughingatyou 0
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yeah you can always say you need the extra money.

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