Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
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MaryJane75
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you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school
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tehhotness
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"no speaka the english"... then run
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MaryJane75
| 7
you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school
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Rach_star
| 0
Exactly.. Duh
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mlipro
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"What? I was working here last night.... Your positive?.... Fuck! my brother said he couldn't help me because he was studying." Now she thinks your twins. Problem solved.
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deepunder
| 17
Using #1 idea it wouldn't be that big a FML, unless it wasn't a 1 night stand
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Contrius
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little white lies have a bad habit of coming back to bite you in the ass...
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cheepcheep23
| 8
I'm not so sure pretending to be in med school is little....
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WinterBlue42
| 22
Yeah. . That seems a tad more severe than a 'little white lie'. . :x YDI to the OP.
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Hunthas
| 17
so do one night stands ;)
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Broc
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She didn't even remember your name, so she couldn't have been that interested in the first place.
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tehhotness
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"no speaka the english"... then run
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The_Cait
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I agree with #1...people in grad school often hold down shit jobs to help with tuition. If you're going to lie, learn to lie well and be quicker on your feet!
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UrLifeDoesntSuck
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Today, I lied and I got caught. FML
Stop approving these. Please.
Stop approving these. Please.
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SaintJared
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I agree with #3.
You obviously weren't that good.
You obviously weren't that good.
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actonthat
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#6 took the words right out of my mouth.
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runkatrun
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Hahah, nice remark #7.
But that was well deserved, and you know it, OP. But if you are going to lie, make sure that you're quick on your feet. #5's comment was pretty much everything I wanted to say. :)
But that was well deserved, and you know it, OP. But if you are going to lie, make sure that you're quick on your feet. #5's comment was pretty much everything I wanted to say. :)
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imlaughingatyou
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yeah you can always say you need the extra money.