you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school

Exactly.. Duh

"What? I was working here last night.... Your positive?.... Fuck! my brother said he couldn't help me because he was studying." Now she thinks your twins. Problem solved.

Using #1 idea it wouldn't be that big a FML, unless it wasn't a 1 night stand

little white lies have a bad habit of coming back to bite you in the ass...

I'm not so sure pretending to be in med school is little....

Yeah. . That seems a tad more severe than a 'little white lie'. . :x YDI to the OP.

so do one night stands ;)

She didn't even remember your name, so she couldn't have been that interested in the first place.

"no speaka the english"... then run

I agree with #1...people in grad school often hold down shit jobs to help with tuition. If you're going to lie, learn to lie well and be quicker on your feet!

Today, I lied and I got caught. FML Stop approving these. Please.

I agree with #3. You obviously weren't that good.

#6 took the words right out of my mouth.

Hahah, nice remark #7. But that was well deserved, and you know it, OP. But if you are going to lie, make sure that you're quick on your feet. #5's comment was pretty much everything I wanted to say. :)

yeah you can always say you need the extra money.