By Jamie - 04/04/2009 14:42 - United States
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you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school
Exactly.. Duh
"What? I was working here last night.... Your positive?.... Fuck! my brother said he couldn't help me because he was studying." Now she thinks your twins. Problem solved.
little white lies have a bad habit of coming back to bite you in the ass...
She didn't even remember your name, so she couldn't have been that interested in the first place.
"no speaka the english"... then run
Today, I lied and I got caught. FML Stop approving these. Please.
I agree with #3. You obviously weren't that good.
Hahah, nice remark #7. But that was well deserved, and you know it, OP. But if you are going to lie, make sure that you're quick on your feet. #5's comment was pretty much everything I wanted to say. :)
yeah you can always say you need the extra money.
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you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school
"no speaka the english"... then run