By Anonymous - United States
  Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2am. This old man pulls in and asks me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replies, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML
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  EffinAhole  |  0

Considering you work at a truck stop I'm sure the hookers there don't walk around in mini skirts. The truck stop hooker uniform is probably sweats and a dirty looney toons t shirt.

  DjeePee  |  24

A compliment? A man who thinks that you're only good enough in life to spread your legs is not giving you a compliment, he's just searching for a way to dump his seed somewhere. Compliment... djeezes.
And if you think that all hookers are devastating beauties, think again.

  Ohnocurly  |  0

Cigarettes do make girls look skanky. Think about it, and you'll figure it out. The saying "if she smokes, she pokes" , was not just some random statement, it has held weight through out time.

  sYmhaHa  |  0

23- Sounds like you've some experience in this? Do you like trying to get laid with skanks? Is this the only way you get laid cause how severely you've been beaten by the ugly stick?

  Ohnocurly  |  0

Do we really need to go into the reasons and insecurities of why people start smoking. Given these reasons, of course the saying is true.

There was no ugly stick. My daughter got all my good looks, there were none left over for me. Thats her playing in the dish washer, she's a cutie.


I KINDA get what people are saying. smoking doesn't automatically mean you are a skank. it just appears that way, and for good reasons. for a lot of people (myself included) smoking=dirty. also, look at old black and white movies where girls are standing around smoking in their glamorous, ultra sexy dresses and hair and red lipstick. that=allure. so, dirty+allure = skanky. unfair, I know, but undoubtedly true.

however, this is no reason for any female to have to endure being hit on by an icky truck driver. ew.

By  Good_old_Grim  |  8

And the FML being? You don't look like a hooker - he only asked about price because he misunderstood what you meant by working. You simply look hot enough to pay for. So good for you and f the old man's life for making such an embarrassing mistake.