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By Anonymous - 20/6/2010 07:21 - United States
Today, I was at work as a musician, sitting on a piano bench. Suddenly I found myself at eye-level with the piano, dumped on the floor by the broken bench, with my legs splayed out. I felt like I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt to work - but the audience members all disagreed. FML
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By  Cinn_fml  |  22

Well done, OP, well done. This is why tights were invented, despite the fact that they're horrible to wear, they do at least cover you up in unfortunate incidents like this. But still, sucks all the same, I guess.

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  TokioxxHotel  |  0

if they only saw your underwear, it's no big deal.
if you weren't wearing underwear, ydi.
if you were on your period, fml.
if you were on your period and not wearing underwear, you sure as hell deserve it.

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  northernlass  |  7

Yeeeah, there's TOTALLY a difference between "splayed" and "spayed." Check dictionary.com - I promise I'm not messing with you. I'm the OP and I'm a chick; there'd never be a need for me to get spayed.

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  awesomechick618  |  0

some thing like this happened 2 me, my friend wuz high n joking around too much n decided to move my chair when I wuz about 2 sit down, but atleast my underwear wuz pretty
they had lace :D

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By  Cinn_fml  |  22

Well done, OP, well done. This is why tights were invented, despite the fact that they're horrible to wear, they do at least cover you up in unfortunate incidents like this. But still, sucks all the same, I guess.

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  Cinn_fml  |  22

Maybe they didn't, but you'd be hard pushed not to get an outfit that'd work with tan coloured tights, and even they do something for covering that area. And black tights, they go with almost everything too.
And I did say it still sucks whether or not she'd worn them...

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  samanthadude  |  0

Never said you didn't, I'm just stating my opinion. I guess I'm just not a tights person when it comes to skirts, I agree with you though. It would have saved her less embarrassment if she wore tights.

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  Cinn_fml  |  22

Fair enough, I must've misunderstood the tone of your post. This is what revision does to my mind...

And don't worry about the spelling, not everyone's a grammar nazi. :)

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