By Anonymous - United States - Kennett Square
Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML
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  ragnarok1540  |  39

You haven't seen a dunk 2 year old before? I guess you don't watch honey boo boo. I hear that "go-go juice" is 1 part vodka, 1 part coffee, with a splash Mountain Dew thrown in for flavor. Apparently it's all the rage on the playgrounds these days.

By  ragnarok1540  |  39

I don't think that's the right kind of "business" that you are looking for. You should redirect the man to the real toilet, down at the police station ...