FML : Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked...

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Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML

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By DwarvenWalrus - / Wednesday 16 August 2017 01:30 /

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By alucard724 | 9

#7530302 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 1:44

how could you not know you shat yourself

By GhostFox | 33

#7530325 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 3:42

Oh fucking hell's bells, please tell me you told some park employees so they could follow protocol for hygiene. Otherwise dozens of hundreds of people could get sick from whatever caused your diarrhea.

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By TheTexanHokage | 4

#7530301 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 1:44

My God I am so sorry

By alucard724 | 9

#7530302 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 1:44

how could you not know you shat yourself

By RichardPencil | 27

#7530310 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 2:20

Sounds like a ... wait on it ... _____ situation.

A intestinal bacterial public health hazard situation, that is.

By circuitboynm | 8

#7530312 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 2:29

Eew. So we should stay away from Typhoon Lagoon for awhile then.

By Camell Rogers | 2

#7530319 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 3:28

????

By GhostFox | 33

#7530325 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 3:42

Oh fucking hell's bells, please tell me you told some park employees so they could follow protocol for hygiene. Otherwise dozens of hundreds of people could get sick from whatever caused your diarrhea.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7530369 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 6:53

Let me guess, you had taco bell for lunch?

By menja | 29

#7530383 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 8:14

HOW????

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gobiteme2 | 34

#7531011 - Thursday 17 August 2017 22:34

Easily

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7530385 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 8:20

I really really hope that you had a toddler sitting in your lap.

So you can blame him/her.

By wickedgetz | 29

#7530458 - Wednesday 16 August 2017 12:53

so you gave yourself an enema at the water park.... hmmm interesting

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