By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
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alucard724 9

how could you not know you shat yourself

Oh fucking hell's bells, please tell me you told some park employees so they could follow protocol for hygiene. Otherwise dozens of hundreds of people could get sick from whatever caused your diarrhea.

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TheTexanHokage 4

My God I am so sorry

alucard724 9

how could you not know you shat yourself

Sounds like a ... wait on it ... _____ situation. A intestinal bacterial public health hazard situation, that is.

Eew. So we should stay away from Typhoon Lagoon for awhile then.

Oh fucking hell's bells, please tell me you told some park employees so they could follow protocol for hygiene. Otherwise dozens of hundreds of people could get sick from whatever caused your diarrhea.

Lobby_Bee 17

Let me guess, you had taco bell for lunch?

menja 29

HOW????

gobiteme2 34

Easily

I really really hope that you had a toddler sitting in your lap. So you can blame him/her.

so you gave yourself an enema at the water park.... hmmm interesting