FML : Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full...

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 13 May 2013 19:49 / United Kingdom - Swindon

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By herecomestheFMLs | 12

#5490577 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:39

Sneaky old lady

By emmingle | 24

#5490589 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:41

Plant a stolen item in there on her way out.

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By herecomestheFMLs | 12

#5490577 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:39

Sneaky old lady

MDTeddy | 13

#5490866 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 5:40

When will people learn to not help an old lady? I understand if you know the person. Tbh, I would have just ignored her since idc and she should have gone to the store with someone if she knew she can't reach higher shelves.

mystashisgone | 6

#5490902 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 6:15

Don't most supermarkets have cameras? Seems like a simple way to resolve this...

LeFrogDog | 27

#5490914 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 6:32

if you bought the stuff show the reciept or reference the cashier to show proof. This is battle soldier

Joe9024 | 20

#5491183 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 12:55

You know, what I don't understand is what an old lady would want with a cart full of unpaid for groceries? Unless she wanted that exact same shit. If thats the case she shopped in record time

By jackaced | 7

#5490579 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:39

Super-troll strikes again!

LeFrogDog | 27

#5490920 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 6:35

granny troll you mean. only super saiyans and super man can super troll.

By Hornedone | 7

#5490584 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:40

How does he deserve it you retards

Eiregal2 | 10

#5490630 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:55

I really hate people who use that word to insult others.

_DudeGuy_ | 16

#5490696 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 3:03

Though it bothers me too, I don't hate it as much as when people use gay to describe things they dislike.

shorty6823 | 28

#5490737 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 3:43

Idk. I think retard is worse. The gays have an easier time defending themselves than the mentally challenged.

Faff | 20

#5491106 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 9:52

I disagree, retard actually makes sense. The word gay has nothing to do with intelligence.

ThunderLightTSV | 31

#6694160 - Thursday 22 September 2016 23:22

Retard literally means slow.
I.E flame retardant.

By emmingle | 24

#5490589 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:41

Plant a stolen item in there on her way out.

By dramaelf | 37

#5490590 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:41

The elderly are not to be trusted. Ever.

By ilovedinosawers | 17

#5490595 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:42

The elderly are always innocent, even when they're guilty.

ironichalibut | 24

#5490606 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:45

Yeah, give her a break. In her mid she only has so long to live before she's going to hell. Maybe she forgot it wasn't her cart too while stealing it.

heygirlie777 | 21

#5490851 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 5:22

10, what 7 was saying, I believe, is that even when old people are the ones to be blamed and they're fully aware of that, they use their old age to take advantage of people.