hahaha yeah, i agree. fyl.

haha ya lol this is like something out of a movie

should have raped her ass then you could check off fucking a mature women off your list

#67- Raping people is cool? And OP- What is the difference?

Yes, yes, lawyers are criminals, thank you for stereotyping and making an ancient joke. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a lawyer. Judge on a person-by-person basis.

hehe

1. You care why? She is a crazy old lady anyway, why should this even be here? 2. How does bird seed dirty up a suit? 3. Did you do something to her, at least TELL her that she is a crazy old lady and that you are actually an upstanding member of lawyer society, not a criminal?

Shut the fuck up. You are not being witty by challenging the OP and you know very well that you aren't going to get a response in the first place. It does not matter if his life is actually fucked or whether or not it's something he should get worked up about, it's a funny story on a website for funny stories.

How did anyone check off YDI for this FML? The nerve of some people...

You should've told her that you were a lawyer. Then it would've been FHerL :)

I was wondering that too.

lol i know..

Maybe the powder?

Maybe because some of them come with that greasy stuff on it? I put some in my garden, but birds don't seem to care for it as much as for the normal stuff though. lol

was that suppose to be some witty remark?

How bizarre

Its Thug Life....can you read downwards lol?

still doesn't make it any less silly. It doesn't make any sense.

"the hate you give little infants fucks everyone"?

You're an idiot.

yeah, that just isn't even funny... thug life... so not funny OP: I hope u laid into that lady. Old people think they can do dumb shit cause of their age, then expect automatic respect from everyone. Didn't need to disrespect her, but make her think about it the next time she tries to do some shit like that.... that old lady and my grandfather should hook up

ur stupid

And isn't a lawyer and a criminal the same thing?

If you ever get in some sort of trouble, I'd LOVE to see who you try and get to defend you.

Yeah, if she's a lawyer, can't she sue for that? Could've just yelled at her and explained to the crazy old woman and then threaten to sue.

Yeah, even being a lawyer, you still deserve it.

Hahah you're awesome. So, if someone IS wearing business suit, that MUST MEAN he's NOT a criminal? Ahahahahah.

Criminals going to court actually do dress "well" to make "a good impression" and stuff :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-collar_crime LOL. You fucking idiot.

Bernie Madoff...?

A criminal would wear a suit to his trial if he had any sense at all.

acutally I know a couple people who had charges and had to go to court. they wore suits to look good and not like a dirty bum. get YOUR facts straight before talking shit.

Most criminals wear business suits. They're just usually a bit busy with board meetings and congress sessions to go sit in the park.

obviously you've never seen "The Godfather."