By Anonymous - Canada
Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal and threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. FML
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  Ephidel  |  0

Yes, yes, lawyers are criminals, thank you for stereotyping and making an ancient joke. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a lawyer. Judge on a person-by-person basis.

  Sorrel  |  0

1. You care why? She is a crazy old lady anyway, why should this even be here? 2. How does bird seed dirty up a suit? 3. Did you do something to her, at least TELL her that she is a crazy old lady and that you are actually an upstanding member of lawyer society, not a criminal?

  wienerwagon  |  0

Shut the fuck up. You are not being witty by challenging the OP and you know very well that you aren't going to get a response in the first place. It does not matter if his life is actually fucked or whether or not it's something he should get worked up about, it's a funny story on a website for funny stories.

  Mo_mo  |  0

yeah, that just isn't even funny... thug life... so not funny

OP: I hope u laid into that lady. Old people think they can do dumb shit cause of their age, then expect automatic respect from everyone. Didn't need to disrespect her, but make her think about it the next time she tries to do some shit like that....

that old lady and my grandfather should hook up

  LiveLauglove  |  0

acutally I know a couple people who had charges and had to go to court. they wore suits to look good and not like a dirty bum. get YOUR facts straight before talking shit.