FML : Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I...

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 23 October 2014 18:43 / United States

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By alyssabreanne90 | 16

#6098433 - Friday 24 October 2014 0:57

That's actually pretty adorable!

By Flaming_Pandas | 15

#6098436 - Friday 24 October 2014 0:58

Well, it sounds like you've gotten yourself into a shifty situat-

*downvoted into the depths of hell*

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By whateverNA | 8

#6098431 - Friday 24 October 2014 0:56

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

sarah5745 | 41

#6098457 - Friday 24 October 2014 1:03

Why would op payback? She's a young kid, so she probably didn't mean to intentionally embarrass her mum..

Flaming_Pandas | 15

#6098467 - Friday 24 October 2014 1:07

First comment, you had one job.

noah_1234 | 24

#6098501 - Friday 24 October 2014 1:32

if you ever get first comment you got to take advantage of it like its your death wish. "some" people dont understand the importance...

theaaxis | 27

#6098564 - Friday 24 October 2014 3:15

Maybe he meant payback for the lame baby talk..? I know I'd want some!

Chiroptera_Man | 10

#6098591 - Friday 24 October 2014 4:22

That's what I was thinking :p daughter getting payback from mom always saying it

False_Stupidity | 41

#6098653 - Friday 24 October 2014 5:53

Shit gets real when it comes to #1.

Soloman212 | 28

#6098952 - Friday 24 October 2014 16:58

Why is everyone thumbing down 1, and thumbing up 12 who obviously missed the joke?? I'm pretty sure he meant it's payback for OP saying that to her daughter when she was being potty trained.

By messedup4ever | 16

#6098432 - Friday 24 October 2014 0:56

You've taught we well

sayyestothedress | 24

#6098490 - Friday 24 October 2014 1:25

OP sure did

By alyssabreanne90 | 16

#6098433 - Friday 24 October 2014 0:57

That's actually pretty adorable!

Uglyfeet | 23

#6098574 - Friday 24 October 2014 3:31

Exactly! Not really a FML, in my opinion, more like a cute moment in an akward situation

ps: loved it, it's a favorite now

By expertsmilee | 26

#6098434 - Friday 24 October 2014 0:57

The embarrassment is real.

By Flaming_Pandas | 15

#6098436 - Friday 24 October 2014 0:58

Well, it sounds like you've gotten yourself into a shifty situat-

*downvoted into the depths of hell*

expertsmilee | 26

#6098440 - Friday 24 October 2014 0:59

Dat shifty situation

Flaming_Pandas | 15

#6098459 - Friday 24 October 2014 1:04

We'll we'll we'll if it isn't autocorrect!

MrSassypants | 31

#6098504 - Friday 24 October 2014 1:33

#13 I think you need to read the FML again. Clearly you missed the part where she shifted into maximum overdrive to make it into the bathroom on time. And I'm totally not making this up at all.