By blovesg - United States
Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
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  rawrgrr911  |  0

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  sillypiper  |  0

why steal, are you actually that pathetic that you can't get a job and pay for your clothes? or are you just that vain that you think you're better than everyone else and deserve the things you take from others?

  ReyEr9412  |  0

1. How did the OP not notice the uniform the manager was wearing?
2. OP, go die in a hole. You deserve this.
3. I assume that every "Your life sucks" resulted from an accidental click/tap. If not, then whoever meant to do that may jump into the hole and join the OP.

  Hi_Itz_Me  |  0

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  rulerofwow  |  0

would probably work better in one of two ways:
1.If you king to steal, don't tell someone ur gunna steal.
2.don't steal in first place dumbass, much less post about it on the Internet -.-
3.don't be a dumbass. -.- -facepalm-

  eeoc777  |  6

#420 - people like the "OP" (whatever that is?) and me who have a different view on matters than you do, dont be so narrow minded! just because you think the shoplifter was wrong doesnt make it so, different people have different morals, you know!

  Vaati_fml  |  20

422 - By clicking "I agree, your life sucks" they may have meant that is life sucks because he's a thieving piece of crap or because he's stupid enough to post it here and expect sympathy.

  Akay4  |  14

Hey 645, just because they have different moral codes doesn't mean that they are automatically correct for following it...If someone's moral codes would allow them to kill someone just for a task to be easier doesn't mean they are right.It means they're a murderer.

  CoolCookie210  |  22

Yeah. I accidentally click the "I agree" button out of habit, but then I actually thought about the post and now I wish u could take back clicks. That bitch deserves it.

  thedeej  |  10

Yeah I agree that OP was really stupid in what he/she did. Why the hell would you try and steal and tell someone that you are stealing something? But to all of you saying go die and shit like that, come on. They stole something. It's not like they murdered another person. You guys saying for OP to go die in a hole is pretty low. Even though they definitely deserved getting caught.

  norags  |  10

You do realise that the OP opened with being at the mall shoplifting?? Even if he/she didn't steal that particular shirt, they're still a thief.

  laya_fml  |  26

There should be a FYL button. FYL for being so stupid and being taught that it is acceptable to steal. But anyways, yeah. You definitely deserved that.

  deepunder  |  17

With people like you, crime wouldn't exist.
(Talks to neighbor)
Idiot- I just robbed a bank today. Pretty cool huh? So how's your police work going?
Neighbor- you're under arrest !
Idiot- for what?
Neighbor- robbing a bank
Idiot- how did u find out?!?