FML : Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I...

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Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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You deserved it

By becca1417 - / Tuesday 1 September 2009 22:21 / United States

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By alijacket | 0

#532961 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:50

Literally LOL'd.

By the_stereotype | 0

#532931 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:42

hahaha...dumb

i hope you told that card board cut off for that bitch that he was

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By BigPaperClip | 0

#532929 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:42

LOL.

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inconvienentgurl | 0

#533033 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:07

lmao i would so do that too

but not an fml...sorry ur just krazy

learn to live n love it baby XD

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JustSoLost | 8

#533130 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:41

LMAO. The same thng happen to me at the mall. There was a creepy dude hands on the hip and just kept on staring. Eventually when I passed it I realized it was a cutout. LOL. HAHA. Something to look back and laugh at, happens to many people. :)

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Imawhalerider | 0

#533646 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 7:35

cardboard is so sacreligious.

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glitchead | 0

#533754 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 9:26

explain and you will earn respect with me how cardboard is sacreligious

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TFAuthor | 0

#550189 - Wednesday 9 September 2009 5:19

lol, I did that once too! I was in walmart and the girl i was babysitting had an accident so we were in the girl's clothes section. I saw a cut-out of Miley Cyrus as I turned the corner freaked out and punched it, every little girl in a five aisle radius started to cry

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ifmlftw | 0

#852964 - Saturday 13 February 2010 22:35

it was probably Taylor lautner

By freber120 | 0

#532930 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:42

hahahaha

By the_stereotype | 0

#532931 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:42

hahaha...dumb

i hope you told that card board cut off for that bitch that he was

By sunshin3 | 0

#532938 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:45

LMAO. don't worry, that's just something to laugh about when you look back on.

By Intoxicunt | 5

#532955 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:47

Lame.

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hellawagon | 0

#532974 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:53

Yeah, that was.

By Unregistered | 0

#532958 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:48

thats y women shouldnt be allowed to go off alone without a male/talk in public YDI

By alijacket | 0

#532961 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:50

Literally LOL'd.

By screwtaylor | 0

#532968 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:52

Maybe the cardboard cut out was really Plexico.

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Intoxicunt | 5

#533300 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 4:05

Lol.
I would totally put a cardboard cut out of him in MY store, if I had one.

By Unregistered | 0

#532969 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:53

thats y women shouldnt be allowed to go off alone without a male/talk in public YDI

By NaziZombie | 0

#532975 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:53

First (king reaction time)

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Wingman527 | 22

#6040363 - Sunday 17 August 2014 14:59

First after 11?

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