FML : Today, I was at the beach with my friend for vacation. We were playing Marco Polo in the ocean and I was Marco. I thought I heard my friend, so I lunged...

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Today, I was at the beach with my friend for vacation. We were playing Marco Polo in the ocean and I was Marco. I thought I heard my friend, so I lunged forward and grabbed her. Too bad it wasn't my friend, it was an old guy in a pink speedo, and I grabbed his butt. FML

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By yoyo22 / Saturday 5 December 2009 21:04 / United States

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By lifeinoz | 0

#706585 - Sunday 6 December 2009 2:10

Who the hell plays Marco Polo in the freakin ocean? YDI!

By ItsAshxD | 0

#706565 - Sunday 6 December 2009 1:48

Priceless.

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By ItsAshxD | 0

#706565 - Sunday 6 December 2009 1:48

Priceless.

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Killuhk | 8

#4527717 - Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:57

Marco polo in the ocean?????? You're crazy lol

By Spongebobs | 0

#706566 - Sunday 6 December 2009 1:49

First and YDI

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vitafabula | 0

#706570 - Sunday 6 December 2009 1:53

haha. fail.

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Anteezy | 7

#706579 - Sunday 6 December 2009 2:02

Gratz on being first! :D

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xoxospontaneousx_fml | 0

#2357470 - Saturday 16 April 2011 15:42

actually, ur second

By mich23 | 10

#706569 - Sunday 6 December 2009 1:52

I'm sure he enjoyed it!

By TheLoneWolf87 | 4

#706571 - Sunday 6 December 2009 1:54

AWWYEAH

By blakehilli8 | 0

#706578 - Sunday 6 December 2009 2:00

6

By LALALALagirrl | 1

#706582 - Sunday 6 December 2009 2:05

LMFAO,
oh mann, thatt reeally suucks:|
i think you should limit that gamee to pools.. with no old men, or anyone in speedos in them:)

By lifeinoz | 0

#706585 - Sunday 6 December 2009 2:10

Who the hell plays Marco Polo in the freakin ocean? YDI!

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FMLFORTHEWIN | 0

#1991201 - Friday 21 January 2011 6:11

bwahahahaaaa

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Parky03 | 9

#5092947 - Monday 29 October 2012 6:59

Thinks*She's Probably over there!*
*Swims for five minutes*
*Opens eyes*
Where is the shore?...

By I_am_stupid_also | 6

#706592 - Sunday 6 December 2009 2:15

That's a pretty clever trick that guy has to imitate girls' voices.

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Whydoyouask | 11

#706636 - Sunday 6 December 2009 3:05

lol, I just thought that his friend sounded like old men.

By XxlGhostlxX | 0

#706599 - Sunday 6 December 2009 2:22

marco's greats epic fails of todays theme pink speedo gone wild

By honutattoo | 0

#706601 - Sunday 6 December 2009 2:22

who closes their eyes in the ocean? YDI

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lilmisslovely13 | 15

#2472351 - Saturday 7 May 2011 15:02

very good point ;D

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