FML : Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing...

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Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gotmon3y - / Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:12 / United States

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By deathbybutterfly | 0

#91096 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:52

thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

By 420hiadventurer | 0

#91101 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:53

I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

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By deathbybutterfly | 0

#91096 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:52

thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

alex1502 | 0

#1660580 - Sunday 7 November 2010 03:11

Tip: next time you do that, flex your ass as well

i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#1892019 - Sunday 26 December 2011 04:16

dude if u flex ur abs it'll probably just look like ur trying to jack off or something.

By Somber_fml | 0

#91098 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:53

I bet they were all over you after that.

nateiztite | 5

#3281594 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 07:13

I farted right before I got to your part saying how you farted

By 420hiadventurer | 0

#91101 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:53

I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

mjoep1996 | 4

#1047646 - Tuesday 29 June 2010 01:49

on the top of the page it says that it's a male

By onmymind | 0

#91113 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:55

sucks but I agreee with #1

By weinerdog | 2

#91114 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:56

That washboard stomach is good for something.

By ducklamp | 0

#91121 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:57

wow, you needed a witty comeback...i.e. "did someone step on a duck?" or "did you hear those barking spiders"

By rinaldy | 0

#91126 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:58

why is everybody being so mean- he didn't do something ridiculous he was just trying to impress them- wtf is wrong with that? it's not like he was doing something obnoxious or rude

By amelinat | 0

#91128 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:58

Ha ha that is awesome! I feel for you guy, but in the same situation I would have laughed at a fart too. Farts are funny - thats why when somethings funny people say "thats gas"

MissIndependent2_fml | 0

#977331 - Saturday 10 April 2010 05:29

same I laughed so hard at this I actually farted haha

By patrickhb | 0

#91131 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:59

Your own damn fault. Put a shirt on, you're offputting to look at anyway. They probably would have laughed at your efforts, fart or no fart. Pathetic.

By jm88 | 0

#91149 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:03

I'm still not certain if people who walk around without a shirt are egotistical douches or if I'm, in some way, jealous of it. I think its the former.