thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

Tip: next time you do that, flex your ass as well

dude if u flex ur abs it'll probably just look like ur trying to jack off or something.

I bet they were all over you after that.

I farted right before I got to your part saying how you farted

I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

on the top of the page it says that it's a male

sucks but I agreee with #1

That washboard stomach is good for something.

wow, you needed a witty comeback...i.e. "did someone step on a duck?" or "did you hear those barking spiders"

why is everybody being so mean- he didn't do something ridiculous he was just trying to impress them- wtf is wrong with that? it's not like he was doing something obnoxious or rude

Ha ha that is awesome! I feel for you guy, but in the same situation I would have laughed at a fart too. Farts are funny - thats why when somethings funny people say "thats gas"

same I laughed so hard at this I actually farted haha

Your own damn fault. Put a shirt on, you're offputting to look at anyway. They probably would have laughed at your efforts, fart or no fart. Pathetic.

I'm still not certain if people who walk around without a shirt are egotistical douches or if I'm, in some way, jealous of it. I think its the former.