By embarrassed - United States
Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said, "This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML
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Wow, so he accidentally pressed"re a moron. (I pressed shift on purpose.)

c/s I didn't get it until I saw it was a man writing this, then I burst out laughing. Fun times, fun times

  FarSide  |  22


No, I am positive his dad is not a woman. I am positive your mommy and daddy raised one ignorant asshole of a child.



  _THE_MASTER_  |  0

#85, EPIC FAIL. you clearly need some more schooling, and maybe a little real-world experience. please refrain from commenting/posting ANYWHERE on the internet until you fulfill at least one of these criteria. and i gave your comment the thumbs down, even though it's been buried already.

OP - your mom is awesome. and I want to marry her. really.

  hecuva  |  0

LOL my friend and i do these jokes all the time at work, her mom works with us and heard it once... She replied with "but that is what she said" which made us laugh even harder!

  allylalala  |  0

yeah it'd be alright if she was funny or something, but my mom tries to act like teenagers and fit in with my friends. if op's mom is like that too, then thats superrrr awkward

  Regenbogen  |  0

haha yeah, i mean it's really great for a while to have a mom like that but one time my mom and i were meeting my brother's girlfriend's roommate for the first time and she made a "That's what she said" joke. it got kinda awkward. so i completely understand.

  Nuklear  |  0

The phrase "That's what she said" turns anything into a sexual joke. It's usually referring to what your sex partner said about your penis the other day.

Guy 1: *referring to a TV he's seeing* Whoa! This is huge!
Guy 2: That's what she said!