FML : Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me...

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Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer, until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By scared to leave the house - / Monday 20 August 2012 09:14 / Canada - Williams Lake

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By hannaaaahr | 33

#4838913 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:15

at least he called you beautiful?

By illabye | 0

#4838930 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:16

Look on the bright side... You'll make a lovely corpse.

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By hannaaaahr | 33

#4838913 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:15

at least he called you beautiful?

redpickle | 1

#4838974 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:22

I'm pretty sure a death sentence trumps beauty...

hellachillin | 8

#4839092 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:44

She's obviously drop dead gorgeous..

Lexi_princess | 3

#4840278 - Monday 20 August 2012 07:04

Hahaha nice one #34

xxBitchxPleaSe | 6

#4841128 - Monday 20 August 2012 10:38

She must be so beautiful that she's to die for..

zandalee | 19

#4841432 - Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:46

Flick your hair back, grin showing lots of teeth, drop your handbag and dance around it. If he still stares at you with murderous intent, run like hell.

ekb777 | 13

#4841512 - Tuesday 21 August 2012 01:57

139, if I were the man in that situation I think I would run away..lol

brosbeforehos85 | 3

#5296755 - Sunday 30 December 2013 10:07

Maybe his friend is gonna die and he's trying to cheer him up?

By th3hardrocker | 12

#4838917 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:15

RUN LIKE HELL!!!

LO388 | 7

#4838951 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:18

But make sure you look both ways before running across the street!

Pandacupcakelove | 24

#4840026 - Monday 20 August 2012 05:54

I heard most accidents happens at home...

Psych101 | 9

#4840037 - Monday 20 August 2012 05:56

78- I think you mean most accidents happen within a mile of home. The solution, then, is obviously to move.

Pandacupcakelove | 24

#4840045 - Monday 20 August 2012 05:58

I meant "happen". Sorry, english is not my first language...

ColdplaySucks | 18

#4841326 - Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:02

"Woke Up This Morning... Gotta get yo self a gun!" I suggest listening to that song if you feel threatened, OP.

By illabye | 0

#4838930 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:16

Look on the bright side... You'll make a lovely corpse.

Mioko_fml | 6

#4839120 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:48

Maybe he meant her organs not her face... Oh wait, nvm, stupid comment.

Sasha693 | 4

#4839925 - Monday 20 August 2012 05:29

Put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again. Maybe he's a real life buffalo bill

gc327072 | 29

#4839954 - Monday 20 August 2012 05:33

Perhaps the old man was Benjamin Button.

yahoowizard | 16

#4840595 - Monday 20 August 2012 07:57

68 Benjamin Button could predict future deaths =0? I certainly saw that movie wrong

ant1ion | 12

#4840627 - Monday 20 August 2012 08:04

67- what?

FMLKitten | 15

#4840699 - Monday 20 August 2012 08:25

113- It's a movie reference, and not the greatest reference at that. Don't worry much about it.

By allforyoux3 | 25

#4838931 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:16

Uh oh. That's when you grab your coffee and quickly get out of there.

reallytho3 | 11

#4839194 - Monday 20 August 2012 05:08

What if he drugged the coffee...

BH1126 | 11

#4840515 - Monday 20 August 2012 07:43

Forget the coffee!

FtP_Benihana | 0

#4841530 - Tuesday 21 August 2012 02:13

"spill" the coffee on him

frankothetanko | 0

#4847548 - Wednesday 22 August 2012 11:17

splash the coffe on the old fart I say

By SierraaaNicoleee | 26

#4838933 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:16

Well, we all die eventually.

Baustigt | 40

#4839074 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:42

I don't. I made a devil's pact with that guy. What's his name? You know the one. Santa. Yeah.

Baustigt | 40

#4839143 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:53

Well of course I'm sure. Wait... does the devil use tongue?

niall92 | 6

#4839189 - Monday 20 August 2012 05:06

yeah! it sounds like they were having a conversation about the frailty and impermanence of life. i think you just heard it out of context, op. no reason for alarm.

xcarxcrashx | 9

#4840068 - Monday 20 August 2012 06:06

Really 54?? You got all that from the two statements that she is beautiful and she is going to die? Wow

TriflingAllDay | 6

#4840082 - Monday 20 August 2012 06:09

I think 54 nailed it.

ambowew | 7

#4840138 - Monday 20 August 2012 06:34

Speak for yourself, I made Horcruxes.

ant1ion | 12

#4840933 - Monday 20 August 2012 09:20

93- I'll find them and destroy them mwahahaha

FMLKitten | 15

#4841121 - Monday 20 August 2012 10:37

93 & 122 - Then I'll write it down and sell the story underneath the name of J K Rowling... and hopefully make money.

Trix_Disorder | 20

#4841826 - Tuesday 21 August 2012 04:31

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what the guy meant.

By SwagPuppet | 3

#4838935 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:17

That's plain creepy. Be careful!

By Rose_916 | 16

#4838937 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:17

Be careful of what you do Run op runnnn!

By ManInTheMachine | 19

#4838940 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:18

You obviously didn't stick around for the rest of his sentence. He was going to say that you'll die happy and loved, surrounded by friends and family. Way to make him look like a complete asshole.

Brownie101abc | 7

#4838991 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:26

I find tht weird either way.

monocyte | 4

#4841436 - Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:47

Or she's gonna die.. Her hair blonde?

By bsmith9942 | 11

#4838945 - Monday 20 August 2012 04:18

Of course you are going to die. Everyone dies. It's part of life. I'm sure that's what he meant. If he said you're going to die young, then you should be worried.