By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer, until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 044
You deserved it 2 404

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at least he called you beautiful?

Look on the bright side... You'll make a lovely corpse.


at least he called you beautiful?

I'm pretty sure a death sentence trumps beauty...

She's obviously drop dead gorgeous..

Hahaha nice one #34

She must be so beautiful that she's to die for..

Flick your hair back, grin showing lots of teeth, drop your handbag and dance around it. If he still stares at you with murderous intent, run like hell.

139, if I were the man in that situation I think I would run

Maybe his friend is gonna die and he's trying to cheer him up?

But make sure you look both ways before running across the street!

I heard most accidents happens at home...

78- I think you mean most accidents happen within a mile of home. The solution, then, is obviously to move.

I meant "happen". Sorry, english is not my first language...

"Woke Up This Morning... Gotta get yo self a gun!" I suggest listening to that song if you feel threatened, OP.

Look on the bright side... You'll make a lovely corpse.

Maybe he meant her organs not her face... Oh wait, nvm, stupid comment.

Put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again. Maybe he's a real life buffalo bill

Perhaps the old man was Benjamin Button.

68 Benjamin Button could predict future deaths =0? I certainly saw that movie wrong

113- It's a movie reference, and not the greatest reference at that. Don't worry much about it.

Uh oh. That's when you grab your coffee and quickly get out of there.

What if he drugged the coffee...

Forget the coffee!

"spill" the coffee on him

splash the coffe on the old fart I say

Well, we all die eventually.

yeah! it sounds like they were having a conversation about the frailty and impermanence of life. i think you just heard it out of context, op. no reason for alarm.

Really 54?? You got all that from the two statements that she is beautiful and she is going to die? Wow

I think 54 nailed it.

Speak for yourself, I made Horcruxes.

93- I'll find them and destroy them mwahahaha

93 & 122 - Then I'll write it down and sell the story underneath the name of J K Rowling... and hopefully make money.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what the guy meant.

That's plain creepy. Be careful!

Be careful of what you do Run op runnnn!

You obviously didn't stick around for the rest of his sentence. He was going to say that you'll die happy and loved, surrounded by friends and family. Way to make him look like a complete asshole.

I find tht weird either way.

Or she's gonna die.. Her hair blonde?

Of course you are going to die. Everyone dies. It's part of life. I'm sure that's what he meant. If he said you're going to die young, then you should be worried.

Don't do anything dangerous or go near anything dangerous no telling what may happen

She might reach her final destination.