By smalls727 - 22/11/2016 17:46

Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat urine and moving further away from the other person. Only to get in my car and realize my cat peed in my purse. FML
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Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, one person reeked of cat piss, nearly causing me to wretch. At least they had the courtesy to slowly move further away while glaring at me. FML

Stop lying OP, you were donning your new line of "crazy cat lady" perfume

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Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, one person reeked of cat piss, nearly causing me to wretch. At least they had the courtesy to slowly move further away while glaring at me. FML

Get away from ur purse.

Stop lying OP, you were donning your new line of "crazy cat lady" perfume

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Did they move back towards you because cat piss plus deodorant makes you smell like your on heat.

Weird comment, cool name.

You should have complained to the leader that all of the others smell like cat pee. You'd get the best office and first crack at office supplies. Welcome to the corporate world!

Lame comment, even lamer profile pic.

Now, this is a situation where I could wholeheartedly click the "It could have happened to me" button, were it offered. *shifts under weight of 7 cats*

A similar thing actually has happened to me XD I was in high school and I kept getting whifs of what I thought was cat pee, but couldn't quite place it. I thought maybe it was just my citrusy perfume mixed with some other smell. Then when I got home I realized that my cat had peed on my jacket the day before, and I didn't notice when I put it on because it was dry.

I'm sure everyone else was pissy about the situation Get it I'll just go now and take my pun with me

Yes, we get it. All pointing out that it's a pun does is ruin the pun.

ofcourse you fucking move away from others, thinking its their fault. So ignorant that i want to puke in your mouth. Ignorant fuck. You are the typical human being. Blaming others when its ur own fault, most prolly americunt.

Did you create your profile, just to make that stupid comment?

Are you pissed off that you were pissed on?

Oh I'd be so mad! How embarrassing.