Miscellaneous: Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid...

By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By meep - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2018 01:30

Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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Pissed

By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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summerloolooloo 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:08

So you would rather have his nasty peepee all over your pants then?

zombzomb 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:12

what does him being chubby have anything to do with it?

Comments

thecoolest 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:24

Yes! I was waiting for a ginger comment. Soulless bitches.

dudeitsdanny 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:41

Agreed, as well

gr3y_fml 1

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:46

Why? Your skin is easier to wash off than pants in a public bathroom.

_Naboo_ 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:14

I would have pissed on him.

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:32

Well, now that's a genuinely pisstastic experience. I hope you punched him or something.

amo44475 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:36

fake. try timing the fake submissions better next time and not in the dead of winter saying youre wearing shorts

killurbeer 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:51

oh really one of those fancy, new fangeled urinals gosh where did you see one of them

hummingbug 2

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:26

hahahaha. maybe you should've invested in those pants that unzip at the knee so that when the kid peed on you, you could unzip and remove the bottom half. =) *i wonder if maybe that's why they made those ridiculous pants. i've yet to figure it out. lol*

kelleyb323 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:30

what do you mean "apparantly" did you not notice the first splash and then move away?

koko1718 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:57

well it's probably a good thing that you were wearing shorts, becuz you can just clean your leg. if you had pants on you'd have to wear those pants all day, smelling of someone elses piss