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By skygoddess - 28/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML

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DaveMcRae 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:03

Wtf is wrong with people?

MyzticHydra 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:05

at least the guy didn't die right? so your a heroic trash can :)

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SookMauNoots 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:26

loolol

Clark3 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:38

Indeed. Wtf is wrong with some people?

tapesculpture 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:38

what a bitch...

robv565 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:40

ummm it clearly says "the passenger behind him tried to hand me HER trash. " sooo F her Life

moonsolomon 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:46

At least she didn't try to stuff it in your pocket when you didn't take it, that would have been the epitome of ****** up.

somethingawesome 9

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:53

No. She is just rude.

ky_stone22 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:22

Her life was in danger too. If you didn't take her trash at that second, she may've realized that the world didn't revolve around her. YDI obviously i'm kidding. what a bitch!

jpturnbull 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:22

Your not a sky godess your a flying waitress. Get rid off the attitude and empty the trash. Air tickets cost enough without the I'm a godess attitude.

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:15

Perhaps, someday, it will be you having a medical problem on a plane. I hope somebody flags the flight attendant down for something minuscule whilst she or he could be saving -your- life. Shame on you, little man. The issue here was that somebody was dying, not that she had an attitude of any sort.