By banned - United States
  Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
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95 - "Hey honey. I was just looking for the bathroom, and I walked in on your parents going at it doggy style. It made me soooo horny! So if you aren't still mad..."
Hmm. A bit creepy, but to each his own.

  alpaquette91  |  9

I mean was it a Mansion it's not hard to find a bathroom... And bathroom doors are a wee bit smaller than a bed room door. Now I'd understand if you walked into a closet ...

  Enslaved  |  36

All my doors are the exact same size. To me, bathrooms are easy to figure out. All you need to do is look at the bottom of the door and look for the marble thresholds. Most bathrooms have those.(:

  ugh_a_lug  |  7

At my house the doors are all the same size and you can't see far enough under the door (without laying on the ground) to see the floor. So, I understand his problem.

The parents should have a lock!

  dustbunny10  |  0

It's their house, they can do whatever they want! It's also likely that they got it on thinking no one's home, and the daughter decided to come home with the boyfriend and ruin their fun!

  addiizcherry  |  0

Sometimes jokes can be offensive by accident- my overly sensitive friend and O were talking about our elementary school- and I said they had no control over bullying and she was like "no, it's an a school" and I said "it is, but that doesn't mean the people there were nice" and she was offended, even though I was in different classes.

  TorturedXeno  |  27

I'll help with the second.