Threesome?

Foursome?

Oh, you have met two fockers finally.

The*

You should have asked them where the bathroom was!

Monkey see, monkey do.

Shake hands and intorduce your self. Unless ur chicken

Honestly best thing ever now go tell you're GF then right after say how horny you are

95 - "Hey honey. I was just looking for the bathroom, and I walked in on your parents going at it doggy style. It made me soooo horny! So if you aren't still mad..." Hmm. A bit creepy, but to each his own.

I guess knocking on the door was rude -_-

See this as a win. You now have information that can get her to break her silence

That must have put op in a pissy mood

I mean was it a Mansion it's not hard to find a bathroom... And bathroom doors are a wee bit smaller than a bed room door. Now I'd understand if you walked into a closet ...

And so does the mom!

-46 ... Perhaps he did walk into a closet, and that's where he met the parents?

45-Where in rhis FML did you see OP mention that his girlfriend had a Mansion?

All my doors are the exact same size. To me, bathrooms are easy to figure out. All you need to do is look at the bottom of the door and look for the marble thresholds. Most bathrooms have those.(:

At my house the doors are all the same size and you can't see far enough under the door (without laying on the ground) to see the floor. So, I understand his problem. The parents should have a lock!

maybe they had sex in the bathroom?

The world will never know.

Maybe they were just super horny and couldn't control themselves. It's not excusable, but haven't you ever strongly had that urge to fuck?

They're married and it's their house. They can fuck whenever they want!!!

Yea, but not when they're supposed to be watching their daughter and her boyfriend to prevent them from doing what they were doing themselves

My parents have done it many times... They probably don't think anyone will hear or find out. Or, ya know, they don't care.

The real question is why the hell didn't he knock?!

Prevent it? Prude alert!

It's their house, they can do whatever they want! It's also likely that they got it on thinking no one's home, and the daughter decided to come home with the boyfriend and ruin their fun!

Fastest way to get introduced to people

Hello Mr. and Mrs. Fuck.....I mean Smith. *cough*

That's just fucked-up...

Sticky?... Really??

17 - There is always that one retard...

That didn't work at all....

Cute pic, sammie

136 - When you add a bit of cuteness to stupidity, it's still stupid. If you add a bit of stupidity to cuteness, it becomes kinda stupid. Conclusion? Stupidity is stronger.

When you have resorted to hitting on girls on the Internet I don't think stupidity is going to matter much.

Or jizz.

Or punch someone.

Teacher? what are you talking about

Wrong FML man...

Wrong FML

How embarrassing.

Sometimes jokes can be offensive by accident- my overly sensitive friend and O were talking about our elementary school- and I said they had no control over bullying and she was like "no, it's an a school" and I said "it is, but that doesn't mean the people there were nice" and she was offended, even though I was in different classes.

^Congratulations?

No, the lesson is get a funnier girlfriend.

I mainly thumbed your comment up for your username xD

THREESOME? Come at me bro.

You're too late, #8 already said it haha.

THREESOME? Come at US bro.

Look outside..... I'm waiting.

I mean technically you said threesome first so you should punch yourself in the face.

Ill help with the first hit

crocodilepolice welcome to FML I think you're going to do well here

Threesome! Join in the fun. Get at yo boy bruh

I'll help with the second.

Foursome!

THREE WAY!

its okay, i'll help danishbagel kick all the dudes asses that want a threesome. I got your back bro. UNITE AGAINST STUPIDITY

Hey that's funny NOT

Honey... you said it....