FML : Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the...

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Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4 foot cake before passing out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Donzai - / Monday 30 March 2009 22:17 / Canada

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By cherrybollosm04 | 0

#71106 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:00

hahahaha goes to show that you shouldn't mix medication and alchohol
didn't you know that!

By may_cause_fail | 0

#71108 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

Didn't you read the warnings? You are stupid. Even if you didn't pay attention to that (which makes you even dumber), it's common sense.
Deserved it. ;D

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By cherrybollosm04 | 0

#71106 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:00

hahahaha goes to show that you shouldn't mix medication and alchohol
didn't you know that!

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Stiggy626 | 25

#7532194 - Monday 21 August 2017 14:08

forreal, who doesn't know this. It's posted on all the bottles...

By may_cause_fail | 0

#71108 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

Didn't you read the warnings? You are stupid. Even if you didn't pay attention to that (which makes you even dumber), it's common sense.
Deserved it. ;D

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BlockOfRedStone | 25

#6521599 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 21:27

Common sense? That's news to me.

By fmylifeapp | 0

#71110 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

LOL fail

By ilse1989 | 0

#71119 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:03

YDI, because you should've known better.

By maluvspurple | 0

#71120 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:03

woww SMART!

By llSgtScopell | 0

#71121 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:04

Well.....its a BBQ no one will ever forget!

By JCGN87 | 0

#71124 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:04

pictures or it didnt happen

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littlewimpe | 3

#2863151 - Sunday 10 July 2011 22:19

nice

By Sicarri | 2

#71133 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:06

Way to read the directions on the medication...!

By storyteller07 | 0

#71136 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:06

At least it resulted in a hilarious story and not hospitalization. Welcome to my favorites list.

By Jaywin | 3

#71139 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:07

I'd just be fuckin' pissed you ruined good cake.

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youdidwhatnow | 0

#815676 - Monday 1 February 2010 15:34

lmfao

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