Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML
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livelife
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oh shit, i would have been super salty if i were her. haha
but yeah i guess it wasnt your fault
but yeah i guess it wasnt your fault
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elmo6
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its a fml cuz proubly he feels bad nd ppl are mad at him
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24788
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Mistakes happen, but that's still evil.
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i_wuz_nver_here
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it's the kids fault. even a kid that young has the common sense not to stand in front of a swing like that and not to mention that their parents are always reminding them.
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jamieleigh_315
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77 your retarded she's 3 not 10 not every1 that little knows not 2 go in front of pple swinging
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vitjoey4
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Not with your education maybe, but other then that 3 is old enough to walk and talk and have complex cognitive brain functions, so therefore she should be able to think that a heavy fast moving object would hurt her
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DCS1138
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This is why Chuck Norris shouldn't be invited to parties...
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shawnarawwwrr
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2, its not evil if she couldnt control it.
baby kickers ftw.
how far did she fly!??! 0_o
baby kickers ftw.
how far did she fly!??! 0_o
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Allison_H
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LOL.
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mf_fml
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reminds me of my friend's birthday parties...
her mom handed-out poppers, and since i wasn't feeling the party, i went off away from all the other kids and let my popper go off. right as soon as i did, this kid whizzed past me and it got him right in the face ("that's what she said"). total fml moment. so i can kinda feel ya on this one.
her mom handed-out poppers, and since i wasn't feeling the party, i went off away from all the other kids and let my popper go off. right as soon as i did, this kid whizzed past me and it got him right in the face ("that's what she said"). total fml moment. so i can kinda feel ya on this one.
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haxromana
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Well, she won't do that again. Operant conditioning at its finest.
You'll all laugh about it when she's older. "Sweetie, do you remember that time that aunt [Name] kicked you in the face? Good times."
You'll all laugh about it when she's older. "Sweetie, do you remember that time that aunt [Name] kicked you in the face? Good times."
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Jimboom
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Ha ha! She deserved for not looking where she was going. The person swinging has little/no control over where they are going. The person walking in front of the swing set does.
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Luckycookie
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today, i turned 3. i got kicked in the face and got a black eye. FML.
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CokokoLa
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why the hell would there be a three year old on FML? wtf
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AFloppyWetWhale
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79 - it's a joke stfu
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TheLab
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Haha that's how some kids learn
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Kitiara521
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I did that once, too... 'cept I didn't feel so bad 'cause I was on the school yard swing set, I was nine, and my mother had been telling him not to walk so close to the swing set 'cause he could get hurt... and his mother should've been watching him instead of... whatever else she was doing.
At least you don't have to worry about doing *that* anymore, though. Kids learn fast with stuff like that.
At least you don't have to worry about doing *that* anymore, though. Kids learn fast with stuff like that.
baby kickers ftw.
how far did she fly!??! 0_o