Today, I was at a waterpark with my friends, waiting in line...

By Anonymous - 28/07/2019 14:00

Today, I was at a waterpark with my friends, waiting in line for about 45 minutes to go on the biggest ride there. When it was finally our turn, the lifeguard at the top pulled me over and measured me to see if I was tall enough. I wasn't. FML

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thehaystackerine 20

Sunday 28 July 2019 16:50

I would be willing to wager that the hight requirement was posted on a sign near the entrance to the slide, along with a measuring post.

Mathalamus 24

Sunday 28 July 2019 14:27

That's a good thing. Height requirements are there for safety

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Mathalamus 24

Sunday 28 July 2019 14:27

That's a good thing. Height requirements are there for safety

Meghan Mayhugh 5

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Sunday 28 July 2019 16:01

I know the feeling. But it is for safety so jets good. Hope you had fun anyway.

thehaystackerine 20

Sunday 28 July 2019 16:50

I would be willing to wager that the hight requirement was posted on a sign near the entrance to the slide, along with a measuring post.

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 28 July 2019 16:52

Most places I’ve seen post the height requirement before you get in line. It’s great to be a short, cute girl, but stupid is not cute.

AmbrosiaFan 18

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Sunday 28 July 2019 23:19

Most places have height requirements at the beginning of the line...

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