By ninjapup - 02/01/2010 04:40 - Canada

Today, I was at a party, chatting up this guy while we were petting my friends dog. The dog had just been outside and was kinda wet, I assumed it was raining out. Just then someone came up and said "Um, that dog's covered in pee." Apparently someone peed off the deck onto the dog as it walked by. FML
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XxbladixX 0

^^ lmao Thats more of an FML for the dog, you can wash your hands. "Today, some random dude peed on me when I walked past him. FML" :p

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AndelleRae 9

I'll bet you were really pissy when you found out, huh?

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AndelleRae 9

I'll bet you were really pissy when you found out, huh?

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daniisme 0
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no #1, they weren't mad. they got up and lucked the dog right up it's back.

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defsdgdh 4
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#1 I bet you were really pissy when you got out of be this morning an couldn't see your toes.

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kittehkat87 4
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What a pissy situation.

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Starfire22 5
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Ewwww that sucks, but at least you weren't the only one petting the dog, and if you are interested in this guy, you have something else to talk about :D.

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showrunner 0
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true dat but a feel way worse for the dog!!

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heyitsdiamond 5
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I know I feel bad for the dog

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XxbladixX 0

^^ lmao Thats more of an FML for the dog, you can wash your hands. "Today, some random dude peed on me when I walked past him. FML" :p

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cab227 2
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that really is an F the dogs life. I never thought about that.

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sweetbiotch88 0

ooh pee pee, sexytime

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daydreamstar 7

so maybe now you can try a dog/pee fetish... dang, now humans are worried about dogs being pissed off but now dogs have to get worried about getting pissed on. kudos for anyone who gets the reference ^^

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sparkey0127 0
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you deserve it for saying chatting up this guy

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1800getalife 0

today, these I got peed on. after trying to explain to my owners guest , they thought that I wanted to be petted fml, ftl.

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nazooer 11
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Are you retarded?

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GanjAxZermA 0
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oh girl.. well hopefully that after you washed your hands it still didint smell :/

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GiRIsMakingCupca 0

that's a littli harsh Applepineapple31 I hope whoever peed on the dog gets hit by a bus :) lol that's nasty:P

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popoman 0
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He/she must have changed "bus" to "car" to make it seem less harsh. How do you like them apples?

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xXWaLk_AwAyXx 0
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if they were actually aiming for the dog they're sick

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popoman 0
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Why? Dogs do the same to humans sometimes. Let's show those bitches how it feels. The time is now. The war between dogs and humans is imminent. Who will move first? Who will assert their dominance? Whose cuisine will reign supreme? We must band together, as humans, to fight against this canine infestation. Let us all start today. I beg of every one of you, for the sake of mankind, please urinate on as many dogs as possible...while we still can. The war can still be won. If we do not fight, then we are already dead!!!

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doomedman 0
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have u had a bad expireance with a dog? TOO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!! dogs FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kill all cats

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iislix1ii 19
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why the hell wud we start a war with mans best friend :| ; cats r the source of ALL evil!

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