By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 10:42 - United States

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Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally, I'll lick spilled drinks off my arms and being slightly intoxicated, I did. Then I realized it was chunky. The girl dancing next to us had puked everywhere and I licked her vomit off my arm. FML
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judgeymcjudge 0
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Why the fuck would you lick random liquids off your arm without knowing what they are or whose cup/glass/bottle/BODY they came from?! You're an idiot. YDI.

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QJD 0
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Ugh..That's just.........Im not going to say it. YDI.

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jason1065 0
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mmmm decilous

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sexybeastsexybea 0
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definitely decilous.

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tellithowitis 13
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where did your parents go wrong with u?

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login_fml 0
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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QJD 0
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Ugh..That's just.........Im not going to say it. YDI.

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singer101 0
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omg i would have thrown up because of that that's horrible

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mildver 0
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HAHAHAHA YDI thats disgusting!!!!

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judgeymcjudge 0
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Why the fuck would you lick random liquids off your arm without knowing what they are or whose cup/glass/bottle/BODY they came from?! You're an idiot. YDI.

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fijisoccer15 4
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Have you ever been smashed before? Shit happens. Lol

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DizzyDemon0 9
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It prolly tasted bad ay? rofl. good job buddy. better luck next time..licking something off ur arm XD

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ragas 0
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yeah seriously, YDI, even licking spilled drinks off is kinda nasty. wouldn't your first instinct be to brush it off or something instead of licking your arm in the middle of the dance floor?

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indecision 0
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Ewww. Agreed with #6.

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Adamantoise 0
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Didn't you ever learn to not lick unidentified stuff?

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