Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I...

By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 10:42 - United States

Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally, I'll lick spilled drinks off my arms and being slightly intoxicated, I did. Then I realized it was chunky. The girl dancing next to us had puked everywhere and I licked her vomit off my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By brittney242 - 17/12/2016 10:03 - United States - Stow

Today, while at a night club, I was wearing a brand new outfit that I absolutely loved. I was enjoying myself until I felt something wet drop onto my head and body from above. It was puke from a drunk guy in the V.I.P. section. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 05:16 - Canada

Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML

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By shadowmuppet - 31/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Bronx

Today, I learned the joy of getting a brand new leather jacket and then watching my date drunkenly throw up all over my arm. FML

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Saturday 18 April 2009 20:06

Why the **** would you lick random liquids off your arm without knowing what they are or whose cup/glass/bottle/BODY they came from?! You're an idiot. YDI.

QJD 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:04

Ugh..That's just.........Im not going to say it. YDI.

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ragas 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:04

omg first

jason1065 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 22:43

mmmm decilous

sexybeastsexybea 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 7:03

definitely decilous.

tellithowitis 13

Friday 20 May 2011 2:02

where did your parents go wrong with u?

login_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:04

HAHAHAHAHAHA

QJD 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:04

Ugh..That's just.........Im not going to say it. YDI.

teotsi 28

Monday 21 April 2014 9:12

Nasty.

singer101 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:04

omg i would have thrown up because of that that's horrible

mildver 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:05

HAHAHAHA YDI thats disgusting!!!!

judgeymcjudge 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:06

Why the **** would you lick random liquids off your arm without knowing what they are or whose cup/glass/bottle/BODY they came from?! You're an idiot. YDI.

fijisoccer15 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 10:03

Have you ever been smashed before? Shit happens. Lol

DizzyDemon0 9

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:09

It prolly tasted bad ay? rofl. good job buddy. better luck next time..licking something off ur arm XD

ragas 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:10

yeah seriously, YDI, even licking spilled drinks off is kinda nasty. wouldn't your first instinct be to brush it off or something instead of licking your arm in the middle of the dance floor?