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  Brandi_Faith  |  33

That's one of the things op thinks about when she's going to sleep and then goes "ugh why didn't I think of that when I was at the table!" "why is it always after the fact!"

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  fthku  |  13

Exactly. If you, your family or your boyfriend actually listen to these things you need to get your head examined. I think most people would just laugh it off, not post it on FML.

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  fthku  |  13

Whether it's his family or hers makes no difference. I don't agree with either your point or your general condescending attitude. How is it humiliating to read that fortune cookie, exactly? In *layman's terms though, since you didn't seem to get my point, the fortune cookie won't actually predict the future, nor is her reading it suggesting that she plans on listening to it. This doesn't really have anything to do with "layman's terms", of course, I can't see why you chose to say that. At least spell laymanlaymen correctly the next time you choose to act so high and mighty.

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  kut19  |  6

This one makes you sound promiscuous.

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